 It is
announced that kids have been hired to work at
the T.H.E. Television Network so the company can
save money. The kids meet Lois, the waitress at
the Network Canteen who serves them the food they
ordered all in the same pot she was cooking all
of it in, Kevin orders a medium rare steak so she
has to cook it and charges him 12 dollars for it.
Then the kids are asked to come back to the
studio on the telecom but Kevin isn't able to
have a chance to eat his steak and Lois tells him
there are no refunds accepted at her Canteen so
he never gets his money back.
There
are other moments that he complains that there is
a fly in his soup as well as another bug the next
time he pays for a soup but Lois always fools him
to still eat it and so she won't have to cook him
another serving.
When the crew is
ready to film the intro, Christine and the link
set are upside down (but Ross and Miss Time are
not) due to an engineering problem, which is
later corrected by bumbling network engineer,
Seth Pool. Seth whacks the TV and so Christine is
back to normal.
Meanwhile, Marc
tries to ask Moose out on a date, but, due to his
French background, says the wrong thing, and,
instead, gets a piece of fruit. Marc asks Kevin
Somers how he can get a date with Moose since
Somers seems to never have a problem getting a
girl and Somers charges him $20 (later reduced to
$5) telling him to show her who's boss, and to
"pounce" but it's the wrong advice Marc
takes that literally and practices pouncing,
accidently pouncing on Jono. Jono gives him
further advice, out by getting him to go on a
ladder and while Jono stops Moose to help him
read a Shakespeare script Marc is supposed to
pounce on Christine but Marc loses his courage.
Jono pounces on Moose ... and it turns out she
wanted Jono all along! . When Christine says that
she likes "good rock"(music), before
introducing the Cooper Brothers
as their musical guest Marc misunderstands and
tries to win her over by getting her a great big
boulder.
Kevin Somers gets
a letter from the M.A.F.I.A.(Members of the
Associated Federation of Independent Artists)
union, warning him that if he doesn't pay his
dues by Thursday, he'll be "fitted with
concrete shoes." His face is blacked out
when he doesn't pay as he no longer exists from
the show. Eventually, Kevin pays up, and thinks
he is able to yell at Ross, being a paid member
of the union, until he finds out that Ross is a
member of a different union ... the D.E.V.I.L.
(Division of Electrical and Visual Industries
League). At the end, Ross reveals that only the
parts of the show with Kevin Somers in them can
be aired, because he is the only one who belongs
to the MAFIA, and he convinces the rest of the
kids to pay up and join the union. When they
don't get paid, the kids get invade Mr. Dime's
office and threaten him until he pays up.
There is also one
scene at the Network Canteen that Rodney
complains there is not enough salt in his soup so
Lois dumps a whole bag of salt in his soup.

This
is a good episode to a new series after the pilot
aired the spring before.
This
episode exists in a grainy format with the
musical guests in 1979 taping on CJOH-TV and in a good format
without the musical guests cut out taped on YTV.
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