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  Original Airdate:
Unknown
Starring:

Les Lye, Ruth Buzzi, Christine McGlade, Kevin Somers, Jono Gebert, Kevin Schenk, Rodney Helal.
Musical Guest:
Kevin Page - "Poor Little Rich Girl"

 
 

Mr. Dime gets a note from Miss Take from a child protection centre by Daphne Doogida that they are to pay the kids a bigger wage than what they're getting which is a dollar a day which Kevin Somers filed the complaint and can't be fired cause his father is a member of the poobah.

Mr Nasti the dungeonmaster tries to stuff Jono's mouth with french bread for his birthday.

Daphne enters Mr. Dime's office while he's on the phone and takes notes on his actions while he's talking on the phone to find any way to make him guilty by being hard on the kids for the show in order to protect them.
After skits are shown Moose tries to interoduce other skits and Ross interrupts her telling her she's doing it wrong and Daphne tells him he's being way too hard on her as she takes her away along with Rodney.

At a living room skit Somers talks to Moose and she complains that guy's talk about themselves too much and tries to change the subject asking her what she thinks about his sweater.
Ruth Buzzi's character as the old lady in the theatre approaches Kevin Schenk asking him if she stepped on his feet while she went to get a drink and he told him she was that person and does it again to get to her seat.

Since Ross can't get Moose to introduce the show since Daphne took her away with Rodney, he tries to get Jono to introduce the commercials but he's stuck on what to say but Daphne comes to the rescue and tries to save him thinking that once again Ross is not treating him well like she thinks that he is doing the same to the rest of them.
After the commercial break, Ross tries to trick Somers into giving him 45 dollars saying dumb's the word and Daphne catches him in the act and makes him return the money to him and then taking him away after Somers thinks that he's in trouble with the show.

At the Network Canteen, Schenk realises that there's a hair roller in his soup as Lois shows up and tells him that he found her hair curler and was looking all over for it.

While the kids are making more money and are taken away Moose finds the time to introduce the musical guest of the week which is Kevin Page and he tells her he is performing a song dedicated to her which is called "Poor Little Rich Girl"
After the song is over Daphne talks to the kids that are all at the Network Canteen that things are going to change and no abuse will come to them. They think it's all great until she tells them that they all have to go back to school but this time they are disappointed and refuse cause they don't get paid for learning there. Then Mr. Dime comes in and shows Daphne a new contract the T.H.E. Television Network made on making a proper deal for the kids so this time they don't have to go back to school and Daphne lucks out.
In the end the kids think that it's great they are paid more but Ross tells them that Mr. Dome had to fire the studio crew who clean the place up sue to that. However, Moose tricks Kevin into cleaning the place up on their own while they all head out for the day.

This episode exists but it's a promo copy when CTV was putting the show together and along with the blank spots for the commercial breaks. Unfortunately the audio isn't put in which is a downfall. The shows in excellent quality and a special thanks to Jim Clarke for going to the CTV storage room to dig this one out.

This episode exists thanks to a taping on YTV in 1989 thanks to Dan Poirer in which is a 10 quality.

Christine introduces Kevin Page with a microphone as the dome stage looked flashier than ever before. But the song doesn't seem to have been released at all but Page was really getting on with the song and performs it the same way like Andy Gibb would have.

copyright 1979 - Carleton Productions.