For dolimir, who gave 'evil chihuahuas':
“I can’t use a sword on something called ‘Bitsy’!” protests
Sam.
“Even if Bitsy’s making babies *die*?” Dean pushes.
“Hang on, a second ago Bitsy was just responsible for the wrapping on CDs,” Sam
points out.
“Evil is evil, bro,” answers Dean, resolved.
“This is such a stupid game,” groans Sam, kicking his feet on the floor of the
car.
“You’re the one who wanted to do something other than ‘I Spy’,” Dean shoots
back.
“’How to Kill Bitsy the Evil Chihuahua’ is *not* a *game*!” Sam shouts, waving
his arms.
“You’re right,” Dean nods, grim. “It’s a training exercise.”