astrea9562 demanded a kiss around Part 22 (Clark's visit to Belle Reve).  I asked Clark and Lex to oblige.

Clark: Astrea wants us to kiss.

Lex (looking up from paperwork): And?

Clark: And ... we should. You know, to make her happy.

Lex: I kissed you at the wedding, isn't that enough?

Clark (pulling Lex to his feet): I guess not.

Lex: What about when you kissed me on the forehead in front of my employees?

Clark (looking annoyed): Forehead kissing is not the same, Lex.

Lex (throwing arms wide in frustration): Jesus, can't we satisfy this wom-- (words muffled as Clark descends)

(moments pass)

Clark: Astrea's a smart lady.

Lex: Less talk. More tongue.

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