Words of Wisdom #155

There's nothing more infuriating than witnessing law enforcement blatantly breaking traffic laws.

The moment you find a 7-Eleven with a machine that holds 10 flavours is the moment you've found a piece of heaven on earth.

Doing any sort of outdoor activity whilst wearing a dress should not be discouraged. In fact, it's often more comfortable.

However, wearing the aforementioned may result in being vulnerable to, as I call them, "bitey shrubs."

Cleaning your computer desk's drawers will result in lots of "scratching of head" moments. Ex: "Where the heck did this Trivial Pursuit game come from??"

You CAN have too many "connected by a USB cord" devices.

Bacon is something everyone craves--even vegetarians.

Your brother will be into TV shows you least expect him to be, like True Blood and House Hunters.

Your cat will be into "toys" you least expect her to be, like plastic eggs used to hide Easter treats.

You know you go to Starbucks too much when they know what two beverages you usually order. Just call me the Two Drink Wonder!

It is perfectly fine to random stalk people's vacation photos (and live vicariously through them).

It is also okay to do this despite the fact that you have already been to these places (okay, maybe a little bit sad..).

Gag reels are great.

Sticky notes are the next best way to leave messages to people, next to texting and Facebook.

Playing Call of Duty online makes you realize how crappy your reflexes are.

And finally, you just haven't lived until you've seen a rocket powered outhouse.