It smelled like poo at the zoo.

Mom had to work and couldn't escape. Dad sliced his finger and was told not to do yardwork
So, what did the four of us do? Duh, we went to the zoo, where else?

Sexy parrot in a tree.

He's a stud. He gets all the bitches...er, I think they're bitches.

Dad gets all the ostrich ass. Be jealous, boys, be jealous.

Watch out, they spit.

Colby kept taking pictures of various animal butts.

I guess this one turned sideways at the last minute.

Holy crap, it's a camel!

These birds were sleeping with one eye open. Can you say 'paranoid'?

Look.....thingies! With....horns! Yeah.

Pucker up?

Kurtis needs to learn to read the warning signs.

They're donkeys!...but, not really.

Porti Potties are a thing of the past. Now it's all about Pit Stops.

A herd of something-or-others.

Poor pylon..

It's another kinda-sorta donkey.

"Huh?" "Wha--?"

A grizzly bear looks 100 times less deadly when it's playing
with a big red ball.

I mean, it looks cute!

Totally random.
Not shown: Me flipping the bird in the background.

Sheesh, still up to no good, huh?
Note the subtle middle finger. Ha, niiice.

It looks like that bison is gonna take a whizz on it's baby.

Bison Bum!

Parents make great shade.

These dudes were using their horns to scratch their backs. Handy!

Aww, cute little young'uns.

Oh, Dad.

They're horny. *Slaps knee*

Everybody loves the zebras.

A little giraffe porn.

Check out the lemur. I love lemurs.

Staring contest with a frog.

Say it with me, now: Baaaboooons!

Not pictured: When one baboon started humping another. Eep.

"Whatchoo lookin' at, losah?"

Check out the baboon ass. Yowza!

Flamingos. Yup.

This bird was weird looking.

Pink flamingo, greeeen water.

It was hard getting decent pictures of the lions, but here's a lioness.
At one point, the male lion started bitching. It was funny. He was a lazy lump.

Pictures of the cage--I mean, the lynx.

Aww, how cute.

I love these animals. Pretty little lynxes with even smaller tails.

Monitor lizard. Dun dun DUUUN.

I thought he was sexy.

(Australian accent) It's a WALLABY!

Even more giraffe porn.

Nice tongue. It's grey-ish. Hot.

Say hello to Charlie the Rhino.

This guy and I were talking to each other. Yes, he was talking
to me. I'm not crazy. Nope. Not at all.

It's not a crocodile, it's a caiman! Get it right.....bitch.

Double U Tee Eff?

Ooooh, that's what you are. Hooray for informative signage.

I think snakes are cool.

Bad hair/tail day?

It's a marmoset. Marm-o-set. Yup..

Sexy python.

The monkey that went crazy from being in the cage too long...

...that's my theory, anyway.

His buddy was like, "Chill out, man. They feed you. I have a carrot. Calm down."

It's a capybara!

How do I know that? I did a project on them in elementary school.

Swimming capybaras.

Looks like it piled on the eyeliner.

The sign said it was a jaguar, but it looks like a panther to me.

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