Bring Out the Bubbly ... And by "bubbly" I mean "sparkling apple juice".

It was nice of Hamburglar to show up. What the heck?!

Just couchin' around.

The Smirnoff was just sitting there, so Christina just had to booze it up.

The process of making fondue. Well, FUNdue, that is.

Drinking milk from a Molson beer cup. Oh yeah.

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, banana phooooone.
Now that song's stuck in your head. Bwa ha haa!

Yum, a table of food. What a lovely thing to see.

The wee little flame. How cute.

Lori's a dipping fiend.

Another milktard is in the hooouuuse!

I love me a cream puff. Better yet, I love more than one cream puff.

Hey, aim for the fondue pot, not the cup of punch!

Behold! It's McConnell's creepy face.

She's also a bit of a delicate dipper...

...not to mention a delicate eater. Riiiight.

And this is why you shouldn't shove a lot of food in your mouth.

Nice ass...I mean, glass.

Mom loves her new punchbowl (maybe a little too much).

Let's play 'find the middle finger'.

I think she's all Fundue'd out.

I call that the 'I'm not really impressed with you' look.

I went to the bathroom, so McConnell stole my camera.
Librarian look, anyone?




Okay, no more McConnell porn. Yikes!

I guess she found it fitting to photograph...this.

So we all sat down to watch the Green Day DVD and...
...uh, naptime? That spells 'naptime'? Whaaaaat?!

The feet also dig the Green Day.

Hullo, Mr. Dirnt.

Crazy light show on the X-mas tree!

Me: "Uhhhh...?"
Lori: *Snoooore*

Whoa. From innocent TV watching to full out orgy.

Pepper and Kurtis rang in the new year with...each other.

Cheers, foo's!

Wow, Lori's already made someone her bitch. Dang!

Kirsten was actually reading the newspaper. This amused me.

"Double U Tee Eff?!"

So, it's 2006. Be kind, rewind...and don't be an idiot.
So long, 2005!