A Birthday Outing of DOOOOM!

Yes, McConnell got Season One of 'Dexter', hence the fondling.

Christina's amusing card.

Getting a little TOO into the second Dexter book.
Do you sense a theme with these gifts?

She proceeded to put tissue paper on her head. I dont know why.
I guess I found it funny enough to snap a picture.

How does one start a birthday outing?
$1.00 breakfast from IKEA, bitches!

Who drinks Pepsi in the morning? Oh...they do.

We made a sausage smiley and found it hilarious.
It seriously makes me giggle.

You're never too old to enjoy a rocking horse/moose.

...or to use the toilet in a fake room.

Big ass chair.

One day, IKEA will learn to not leave paper out in the open..

McConnell enjoys my gift of random (fake) flowers.

Don't break into my dwelling, dammit!

Green monkey in a mirror!

And I call this one OM NOM NOM NOM NOM.

The mug Christina was meant to have.

Creepy mask! Daiso has weird things.

A wee witch hat (that looks like a black pylon).

I was impressed with McConnell's dinner set up.

Airport'd! Watching planes land...FUN.

Gotta love the Pock(y).

McConnell thought the Pocky looked like a cigarette.

Christina enjoying a "smoke."

Coming in for a landing...

...AHHHHHH!

We kept making fun of Christina, saying she was leaving her empty
Starbucks cups everywhere, haha. Use a garbage can, people!

I can CRUSH a pop can with my SHOULDER. Now you have photographic evidence.

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