IKEA-Staches...IKEA + Stick On Moustaches = HILARITY

This is the result of abusing steroids over a 72 hour period.

Oh-so natural looking 'staches.

Moustache maintenance is serious business.

Minutes later, I sprouted a completely different 'stache.

Channeling Charlie Chaplin.

Everything is creepier with a moustache: Case in point.

Hehee.

Keith ponders the best way to prepare the sweet meats.

McConnell/Super Mario wasn't impressed by the early arrival of X-mas.

It's difficult to at with a moustache. And the cup clearly needed one.

A 'stache makes one incredibly vain.

Keith would rather put his head in the oven than shop at IKEA.

McConnell would rather watch TV and rub her moustache.

And Pete would rather creep around like a creeper.

You ever get that feeling you're being watched...?

What's going on here? I dunno, it's Swedish!

What is up with this random video? I dunno, it's Swedish!

Moustache Tea Party.

IKEA sells items for the home, but also gives
random advice to clueless parents.

A James Bond villain he ain't.

Still amused about the paper in the toilet bowls.

Read the sign...

...Ignore the sign.

Let's get CRUNK (in a fake kitchen).

Keith is a kreeper.

What is going on here??

Pete has a moment with his Asian bride.

Keith checks his e-mail. McConnell creeps.

Just a normal day at the office.

Yep, a totally normal day.

Keith, turn your monitor on!

McConnell gives Keith further advice on cooking with children.

Intimidating CEO conducting a board meeting pose? I think not!

You gotta keep it on your face somehow...

That's not a phone...never mind.

Having a John Cusack/Say Anything moment.
With a moustache.

IKEA loves label makers.

You were so cute, what HAPPENED?

*Weirded ouuuut*

Keith's up to something...

...so is Pete. Yeek!

It's a Keithboard!

I scare children.

Smushed face!

There's a lot going on here.

That is just beyond creepy. But I giggle.

Stalking x 2!

He's a creeper and a flasher.

I find this picture highly amusing.

"Does this make my moustache look big?"

He's not THAT important.

Careful!

Oops, too late.

That...is so, so very wrong.
She was patting the bed, too. Ahh!

Shark bait!

Banana phone?

Tee hee.

There were no kives around. Frying pans will do.

Oh wait, I found the knives. Yay!

Please note the lady right behind McConnell,
quietly shopping and going about her business (BOOORING).

Can't a girl pee in peace??...in the middle of a store show room?!

I think you're an A-cup.

Vanity, thy name is...moustache?

IKEA, your product names are starting to suck.

Lampshade party!

Hahahaha! Yeah...

Hehee.

Where'd you go??

The bromance between these two was only just heating up.

It's not a real flower...oh well, sniff away!

More moustache maintenance!

Moustaches can become eyebrows in seconds! Hahaha, oh wow.

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