Purple Penguin

A purple penguin popped his head
into my dresser drawer
He pulled out all my t-shirts
and he threw them on the floor.

When I asked why he did that
he just looked me in the eye
he said that they were in his way
and then he climbed inside.

He stayed in there for seven nights
I guess he’d made a nest.
And when at last he climbed back out
He thanked me for the rest.

My Alligator

I fed my alligator, Rex
with grapefruit rinds and cabbage
He didn’t seem to mind too much
at least he wasn’t luggage.

My Uncle

My uncle wore a raincoat,
even when it didn’t rain,
And ate his breakfast after lunch
which no one could explain.

Books

Books are fun
books are neat,
you cannot wear
books on your feet.