This panel shows the pros and cons of "Kirby dots", little black donut-holes of raw energy, which were frequently used by comics artist Jack Kirby. Pro: Kirby dots are a last-ditch, but highly effective method of dry cleaning. Sort of like sandblasting, for those really hard-to-remove stains on superhero spandex. Con: For the dry cleaning to work, you have to eat a whole lot of Kirby dots, and then mentally project them out of your face. Not only do they taste terrible, they are also really bad for your complexion, and can cause serious stomach upset.

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