Okay, kids, I did try to warn you. These are some of the more advanced stages of snow addiction: 1. Graying hair. 2. Waking up in extreme pain, in mountainous regions which are native to high-altitude birchbark trees. 3. Being rescued by well-meaning but foreign truck-drivers with horribly disfigured hands. 4. Being on fire.

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