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Unnghh!

Fear me, for I am wearing the ping-pong helmet of doom!

"No funny business"? Oh, ha ha ha. Can someone please get this guy a better writer, and while they're at it, a serious reality check? His method of attack is ridiculous! Ping-pong balls with the power to knock a man off his feet?! This is what happens when you start to run out of ideas for super-villains.

Where are those balls coming from? Shouldn't the tube around his head be attached to a backpack supply of ammo? Is that helmet any good when it's raining? The police would have such an easy time tracking this guy down.

"Hrm... ping-pong balls everywhere..."
"Hey, you think it's that guy who can shoot ping-pong balls?"
"Naah."

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