ALL ABOUT Dan " SLACK "

Page Updated February 26th 2005

Well, A little about myself. I was born on February 7th of 1976.

I stand about 6'3" on a good day, like after the chiropractor. The rest of my details you can see for yourself from the posted pictures.

All pictures will be told from back left to front right. Click on any picture to see a larger image.

         

The picture on the left is a picture of my dad and Grandma (moms side) the person on the left is my mom. She moved to where it is sunny in the USA. The middle picture is of Myself, My sister and My fathers parents. And finally on the right is Myself, My Parents, and my dads parents. Without these people there would be no Dan to talk about, or to waste web space with. The Last picture is my family. I am not sure from what year, but it looks like my teeth are the same size that they are now. The last picture is of my mom and my sister. I love putting pictures up of my mom because she hates it! hehehehe

 

 

This is a more current picture of my dad. It isn't that recent but he hasn't changed much. My dad is an awesome very hard working man who was under appreciated by his family while I was growing up. I try to spend as much time as I can with him now and let him know how thankful I am to have a dad like him. He would do anything for me and I would do anything I can for him. Thanks for everything dad.... I don't tell you enough.

 

   

The first picture is from a long time ago, I don't know how long ago it was, I think It was when I was about 6 years old..... I don't think that my teeth grew too much since this picture. The middle picture was taken from most likely my 14th birthday at my cabin. Lee R, Myself, Mark L, John W, and Matt L. I know it's a crappy picture but its an old Polaroid. The third picture is of myself upside down in my Property of the Winnipeg Jets shirt then my sister with our current cat Askummm and our Wonder dog Tess who has since passed away. We love you Tessie. I hope to find more pictures of her and post them at some time. and I did so just a few more pictures of me and or my dog.

 

   

Well I found one from Christmas again not too sure what year it is from but it is myself and Tess the wonder dog. The other two pictures are from the last day of Grade 7. I don't know why everyone was so happy about it, it doesn't look like I was.

Here is my 1st license from 1994 I think Captain cave man!!!!! Nice hair. Not quite as bad as the Grade 7 Mullet but still nasty. Then is my 1996 License where I don't quite have as much hair... But I do have my Jets Jersey on.

    

    

I am All about the hockey!! I'll be playing in my grave! Just a few shots here of the JOKERS WILD COED hockey team, and myself in goal. I Like The Pressure.

 

   

Here is a couple shots Of me and my EX-WIFE. We were together 12 years. The pictures of me in a pink dress is actually how I got to know Candi. I asked if I could go to the "Girls Party" they laughed and said only if you wear a dress.... So I did. That was mid 1996 I think. The rest of the pictures are just from the years we been together. None of them are that exciting because we haven't gone anywhere.

 

 

Here is a few pictures Of people with my first and only Nephew Jake. First is with Candi, second with my sister, third with my mom (hehehehe) and forth with my dad. And the rest are with a Scantily clad ME!

 

     

This is my Bestist Best friend Lee! We sometimes call him Leemu. Him and I both love hockey and we can force each other to do so many stupid things that we wouldn't normally do. If I ever need a good laugh. this guy comes over and we will be laughing like idiots all night.

 

   

I Like all sports, On the left I caught a Mini football from a Winnipeg Blue Bomber game, the center I am kind of messed up a little at one of our hockey socials, and lastly passing out in a limo, I am such a romantic. I built this web page in about 10 mins, so there will be more pictures and more information about me in the future. The last picture.... Yes I graduated... A Piece of paper.. Yippee. Did I sound a little Cheeky? Well I am kind of well known for my excellent mooning ability. The last picture is from 1994 while I was in Toronto staying in the Sky Dome Hotel. I am using my lame Juan Guzman smile. Next we have a goofy smile I am usually known to have with a now Defunct Winnipeg Jets jersey. And next... me... In a Give peace a chance shirt.... Wow.. must have been early 90's. Then is a picture from the 2002 Social committee Christmas party. In that picture you well see my Bestist friend Lee and oh you some "Gotch" guy I bowl with. Just buggin you Andy... What's up. Lastly we have a picture of me when I was probably around 7 or 8 years old. You have to learn young I guess. Also in that picture is in the middle a friend of the family and on the right my sister. Great influence you are Liz. tee hee.

 

 

This is my truck. It is not as nice to me as I am to it... But I am hoping that some day it will be. The picture on the right is what you get when PHOTO-RADAR nails your ass. They nailed me on Logan Ave East of Fountain St. Apparently they also have Vans with photo radar not just the lights. 66KPH in a 50KPH zone. Ooops!! I never speed, Just ask my friends. This says that I was going 66 in a 50.... Damn over sized tires! All I need to get for my truck now is a lift kit, New Bumpers and some push bars.... and no more photo radar! And to those Bastards that Broke in to my truck... You could have at least left my wife's shall and my tools.... You just don't take another mans tools. At least give the shawl back... just chuck it in my backyard some time.. And those CD's I know you cant like all that music... save me some burn time... Give them back.

Oh! They Nailed me again.... On Logan Again.... this time going 69 in a 50. I doubt that. Again my Rear window was half open, Again my Sub was kickin out some bass..... But since last time I got nailed on Logan I have always drove in 3rd gear in a 50 zone. Maybe it has something to do with my tires. I used to have 28" now they are 32"... probably threw off my speedometer.

 

 

 

 

"I'm getting a tattoo ya, I'm getting ink done...." On the top is the start, Just the outline of my first tattoo. Next to it is my tattoo just about finished, The 2nd picture was taken about 2 hours after it was done. A couple more little touch ups left to be done but the healed picture is the 3rd.. On the right is what the dragon was originally taken from. the tattoo on the bottom is on my other arm. it is not quite done either but that's what it looks like right now. to the right of it is what the tattoo was taken from.

 

I work hard for my money... So hard for it honey!!! Anyway here is some recent pictures as of Canada Day 2003 taken from my place of employment. I hope you enjoy them, someone has to! The middle one was taken near remembrance Day 2002...... No that is not a jock I am wearing on the end two pictures. I had to hand out little Canada Flag pins... So I had to carry them somewhere... That was where.

 

 

Well Recently I raised $150 at work for the Canadian Cancer Society by shaving my head. My hair was fairly long at the time too. There were some pictures taken at work both before and during the hair cut. Anyway I just recently bought a web cam (Logitech QC 4000 Pro) So here is my Bald Pictures! My Beautiful "Wife Beater" picture.... and I guess my Flaming Head Picture. Also a Before picture and a durring picture for my hair cut.

 

This Picture is from my 1st year of playing Sponge hockey. Check out http://www.jokerswildhockey.com to see more about our spongee team. Back in our 1st year we were known as TEAM "WHAT". I think Stone Cold Steve Austin owes us some royalties.

 

If you would like to ask anything, or tell me to add something please e-mail me at statistic@shaw.ca

Here is a link to our hockey team and more information about them

JOKERSWILDHOCKEY.COM

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