Island of No Return
If you could bring one thing with you to a deserted island what would it be?

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..."A boat."

What do you say?

I mean, why the hell would you opt to stay on a deserted island? If it's been deserted there had to have been people there before you and they obviously really really didn't like it.

The difference between most people and me is this: most people try to make the best of whatever deplorable situation they're in, while I do my best to extricate myself from the deplorable situation. It's a question of attitude.