Limericks

There once was a guy that had a gow
and he also had a huge crow
It once was very gold Now it's just sold
This guy's name was Chold who stands out bold.
By Blake 

There once was a man from his kitchen
He was stitchin', and stitchin' and stitchin',
He fell off his stool, and into a pool,
And said "What's this doin' in the kitchen?"
By Dustin D.

There was a old man in Peru
Who walked without his shoe
He went to his bath on a rickety old path
And he lost his left one too.
By Brett

There was a old women from York,
Who always ate pasta with a fork,
She eat's only noodles, and dreams about poodles
But really has a cat named pork.
By Christine

There once was a cow from the moon
He couldn't understand a spoon 
He had to badly toot and lost his big boot
And now he's fat as a balloon.
By Corey

There once was a man from  his bed
Who had an old wife named Ted. 
He said to  his wife he needed a knife
To cut up the newly made bread.
By Dustin D.

There once was a man from Broche 
and then all he said was "Hey, hey!!!
He walked outside, and then he cried.
And then he played croquet!!!
By Rebecca

I have a sister from the US of A
Who jumped up and said HOORAY!!!
I asked her why, and she did cry
Why, today's Independence Day.
By Renitta