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to the Funnies === This
Explains It All ===
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells, which over
nine months, develop into a complete female baby.
The problem occurs when cells are instructed by the little chromosomes
to make a male baby instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cell necessary
to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells
already assigned elsewhere in the female.
Recent tests have shown that these cells are removed from the
communications center of the brain, migrate lower in the body and
develop into male sexual organs. If you visualize a normal brain to be
similar to a fulldeck of cards, this means that males are born a few
cards short, so to speak, and some of their cards are in their shorts.
This difference between the male and female brain manifests itself in
various ways. Little girls will tend to play things like house or
learn to read. Little boys, however, will tend to do things like
placing a bucket over their heads and running into walls.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty, when
the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins. After
puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ, but
the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads.
Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their
ex-brain cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man.
In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they are
left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather dull,
sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as "Engineers."
Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "Fighter Pilots."
A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their
groins. These men are usually referred to as..."Mr. President or Mr. Congressman."
=== Quickies ===
What's the definition of
eternity?
From the time you cum, 'till the
time she goes home
~~~
The tampons were on sale but the
offer was
valid only for a limited period.
valid only for a limited period.
=== No Wonder ===
7 year old Johnny was puzzled as
to his origin. "How did I get here,
Mommy?" he asked.
His mommy said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"Did God send you too, Mommy?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes, Dear, He did." replied his mother.
"And Grandma and great grandma and daddy, too?" asked little Johnny.
Again the answer was "yes."
Little Johnny shook his head in disbelief. "Then you mean to tell me
there has been no sex in this family for 200 years?....No wonder
everyone is so damn cranky"!
Mommy?" he asked.
His mommy said, using a well-worn phrase, "God sent you."
"Did God send you too, Mommy?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes, Dear, He did." replied his mother.
"And Grandma and great grandma and daddy, too?" asked little Johnny.
Again the answer was "yes."
Little Johnny shook his head in disbelief. "Then you mean to tell me
there has been no sex in this family for 200 years?....No wonder
everyone is so damn cranky"!
=== Raccoon Pet ===
A woman brings a raccoon home , tells her husband it's a pet.
He asks , "Where are you going to
keep it?"
She repies , "In the bedroom."
"But what about that horrible
nasty smell?' , he asks.
"I got used to you , I'm sure he
will too!"
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