Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny. --Jack Handey, Deep Thoughts Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver.' --Jack Handey A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. --Rhonda Hansome One day President Roosevelt told me that he was asking publicly for suggestions about what the war should be called. I said at once 'The Unnecessary War'. --Sir Winston Churchill, Second World War (1948) Jack left his mark... Rhonda left her mark too... and the infamous Sir Winston did as well.  Now it's your turn! Sign my guestbook and I will give you 1 million dollars*! *restrictions may apply. Unless I become a millionaire and leave my wealth to you, you don't get a red cent. View My Guestbook Sign My Guestbook

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