God issues commandment retraction.. ONE TIME ONLY!!
In a move that shocked and delighted squamish resident Earl Nelson, GOD has issued a retraction to the commandment "thou shall not covet thy neighbors wife", valid one time only, and only for Earl Nelson. Earl had been an advocate of his neighbors wife for quite some time, and had made repeated efforts to persuade Him to allow him to quietly covet her in his modest, shingle-sided shack. GOD finally relented, stated " yeah, she does have a pretty cherry ass. Some of my best work."
Earl plan on celebrating this heavenly overture by showing his neighbors wife the writ, signed by GOD, and then taking his wife out for a nice meal, then home, where he'll "give her a real bitchin' lay. Like, pornstar quality" on his blackbear skin rug. When asked why He would retract one of his oldest laws, the interviewer was blinked out of existence.