Schatzie Boneslide

Raunchy guitar chords, choked chicken solos, butt giggling bass, spastic hand claps, drunken ramblings.

Corndog

Nauseating noises, perverted mutterings, twisted knob twiddling.

Mr. Fist

Strung out 6 string, orgasmic organs, petulant percussion, bombastic bass, virulent voices.

Pancake Jack

Drunken drumming, indecent exposure, saddle sores.

Special Guests
Periodically, there have been lost souls who have taken it upon themselves to insinuate their contributions into the bubbling cauldron of The Mysterons.

Dust Bunnies
Like most bands, The Mysterons have attracted a sordid collection of "hangers on" who you'll generally find lurking around our shows.

The Drummer Graveyard
Every self respecting band knows that the most volatile of positions is on that ol' drum stool. Here's where you can find the corpses of those from the past.