The Unnecessary Musician
No matter how many times we try to discourage the guy from turning up at our shows, he always manages to weasel his way in the door and, even worse, on stage. We've tried insults and even physical violence and yet he still keeps appearing like some sort of chronic venereal disease. If you ever see this creature at one of our shows, please, give him a kick for us! 		Plummi Dee
"Hi there! My name is Plummi Dee and I'm a professional blind whistler. I really like whistling and occasionally I like to play drums. The Mysterons said that they were going to put me on their next album. All I know is that there's nothing better than serving the Mysterons, so c'mon gang, why don't you do it too? "
Rock
Have you seen this man? If so, contact the Mysterons immediately! This sorry character, who often goes by the name "ROCK", has been spotted recently at several performances by the Mysterons and has even been know to rush the stage and take the microphone for some very disturbing performances. Anyone who has any information on this person is urged to contact us with complete details of your encounter. 		Col. Magic Hands Hanna
The good Colonel is always on the lookout for stray bits and pieces to throw into the Mysterons mix. He is both an expert with various paramilitary weapons and an amazing talent with his "slight of hand" routines. He has been known to make a dozen whiskey shooters "vanish" into thin air! The Colonel has also distinguished himself with an impressive film career exemplified by his role as "the rich kid" in the acclaimed film Meatballs.
El Gallo Azul (The Blue Cock)
Guard your life and limbs as this man may take both on his way to the nearest keyboard or mixing console. He has been known to trash hotel rooms while performing flying body smashes on various members of the band. Hailing from parts unknown, his true identity is a closely guarded secret and we can only imagine what mutant genetic pool spawned this denizen of the deep!

Dishonorable Mentions
The Mysterons would also like to accuse the following individuals of contributing to the corruption of society:

Keith "The Killer": For ghoulish graphics and bastardized bass.
Kent Peterson: For crazy chicken posters.