THE DRUMMER GRAVEYARD

Adrian (2006)
In case of emergency, break ass! Adrian was a one night wonder who saved our butts for the Ukrainian Center gig when Pancake couldn't show and a filthy hippy tried to pretend he could rock and was promptly rolled out the door in favor of this battered war soldier.
Geoff Hicks (1998)
The Mysterons paid this man cold, hard cash, like a cheap whore, to play drums on Wiki Wiki as we were yet to stumble upon Pancake Jack and Bang Howdy had recently climbed "on the wagon".
Bang Howdy (1995-1998)
Bang Howdy was tragically taken from us when he was unexpectedly struck by a sudden bout of sobriety. There was no warning and he struggled valiantly, but, in the end, the strain of a clear mind was just too much to bare. Bang Howdy was with us through all our first two years of live shows and performed on the Hot Dog, Pop 'n' Clown CD.
Bobby Vegas (1994)
Bobby Vegas was a wayward "flash in the pan" that only stayed around long enough to record on Velvet Walls. Since leaving The Mysterons, Bobby has gone on to unprecedented heights of fame, all of it won through greed, corruption and lies. Congratulations, you son of a bitch.
Teeter 'n' Rock (1992-1993)
Teeter was the first human drummer for The Mysterons. He performed on both the 101 Guitars and Golden Showers releases. Not quite sure of the depth to which we where going, he glimpsed into the abyss and fled to the east.

Drumatix (1990-1991)
Drumatix was the first drummer for The Mysterons. While he was able to keep a solid beat, he lacked the flair and spontaneity of other drummers and has since only been involved in some demo sessions which can be heard on the Demo Train collection.