Cinderella - The Third Eye
Light reflects in her eye and her camera. Her mind and the camera preserve the moment. In film it becomes visible to all. Yes, Cinderella was there to click that shutter and provide us with so many of these fancy pictures. A G&T for you sweets, any time.		 Dancin' Chris
It started off innocently enough with this yokel showing up in all manner of strange attire, but now he's taken to invading the stage to give Yoko Ono a run for her money with his tortured turkey squealing. At least the neighborhood dogs seem to enjoy it.
Spastic Johnny
No one can stir up the dance floor like this enthusiastic lad who brings new meaning to the term "funky chicken". With just a little of the ol' "rocket fuel", he's out there and twitching up a storm.! Our advise is to give this man a wide berth!		 Mistress Jen
When she's not hanging out at Betty Page conventions or palling around with circus freaks, you can usually find this Mistress whipping up some trouble at a Mysterons show. Equally at home among societies elite or sauntering through skid row, this is one vixen who is truly a gal for all seasons!
Sux The Clown
Sux was just some bum we pulled off the street. We needed an MC for the show and he seemed as good as any. We smeared some lipstick on his face and pushed him out on stage with a microphone. After the show, he staggered onto the street again and we've never seen him since.

"The Wookie"
Aside from physically assaulting Mr. Fist after a Mysterons performance, this beast was also been brazen enough to show off a rather impressive furry behind during a subsequent show. There's really no predicting what this savage will do next.
Jesicka Rabid
Not long after landing in Vancouver, Jesicka was swept up into the vortex of The Mysterons and has been a regular ever since. She can always be counted on to help get the dance floor hoppin' 'n' boppin' and never met a party she didn't like!		 The Manson Family Dancer
Often seen in the vicinity of "The Wookie", this disturbing gene splicing of cult leader and Teletubby has become a regular denizen of Mysterons shows. Stepping out on the dance floor with surprising finesse, he always manages to freak out the uninformed.