Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's Schatzie Boneslide, the golden boy of the Mysterons. Don't let yourselves be fooled by that kingly demeanor. This man really just doesn't like anyone or anything (except maybe a stiff drink).

"There's a lot of stuff I'd like to do, but the first thing I'd like to do is order another round of shooters!"

This three chord master is famous for attacking his instrument with the ferocity of a serial killer! With a bag of tricks as big as King Kong's balls, you just never know where this man's rock is gonna roll.