1. Hair. Thoughts?

a. I like Trowa. Trowa trowa trowa.
b. Multi-coloured and shrub-like.
c. Remember the eighties? Big and blonde, baby.
d. Long, shiny, and oh-so-smooth. My urge is Herbal.
e. Dreads, babe. Dreads all the way.
f. The retarded lovechild of a mushroom cut and a mullet.
g. Your basic schoolgirl bob.
h. You ever seen someone with sheet metal stapled to their head? That's cool.
i. Multi-coloured and shrub-like. DEADLY shrubs! bwa-ha-hah!
j. Long and smooth with sharp pointy devil-spikes. Because it is sinister. Oh yes.
k. One big point. Overcompensation my ass.
l. Chrisaaaaaaaaaanthemum.



2. Look, ma! A duel! You would rather be:

a. Winning and gloating about it.
b. Cheering from the sidelines.
c. Duel? What the hell...?
d. Commenting about the obvious.
e. Dominating the field.
f. Wiggling my stick in a threatening matter...if you know what I mean.
g. Playing badly at first, but coming from behind to win.
h. Trying to surpress my true talent while loosing horribly.
i. Cheating.
j. Looting the building while everyone else is watching the game.
k. Watching silently.
l. On the field with my girls!



3. Come on everybody, I say now let's play a game...

a. My trenchcoat is cooler than your trenchcoat.
b. Only if you promise not to mess with my head.
c. And then you draw a bad card, draw a bad card...
d. A game! Yay! I'll be the prize!
e. ANY game! So long as it involves mutilation/electrocution/death/imprisonment of the opponant if he looses.
f. I don't play. I win.
g. Let's be friends. Friends can do anything. lalalaaah, skip and jump.
h. Nice or evil? Nice or evil?
i. I bet you I can make a card that looks JUST LIKE YOU.
j. Oh, it's MORE than a game! Bwa-ha-haaaah.
k. How much can a squish my boobs before they pop out?
l. Where's the next Millenium item?



4. Favourite animal?

a. Wolf.
b. White tiger.
c. Hamster!
d. Cat.
e. A big ol' fish, trench town rock...
f. ANYthing but a dog.
g. Badger
h. Bat
i. A bird of prey.
j. A GUNDAM! Nataku! raaawr!
k. Panther
l. Bunny!



5. Tell me a joke.

a. How many harpies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
b. What's hot and egyptian?
c. When is a stick not a stick?
d. A guy walks into a bar...
e. A guy walks into a bar... Ouch! XD
f. A guy walks into a brothel...
g. A baby seal walks into a club...
h. So a bunny, a mermaid, and a dragon are playing poker...
i. What do butterflies sleep on?
j. What's mean, egyptian, and lives inside my head?
k. What does snow turn into when it melts?
l. I. don't. joke.



6. Ok, so you've somehow been turned into a duel monster and someone plays your card to the field. What is the most likely weapon/armor your player will use to boost your stats?

a. Gold plating. Bling.
b. Big fluffy marshmallow pixies; Ph33r my calorie-filled familiars
c. Well, it works for other monsters; Just attach a chain to my collar, I guess
d. Bondage armour *whipcrack*
e. The new high-tech Super Velocity Megatron Solar-Conversion Ixion Plasma Wave Particle Cannon Mark II
f. Why bother with accessories when I can turn my hand into a giant trampoline
g. Coloured contact lenses.
h. The chain isn't enough, Ill need a Beautiful Bishy Master monster out on the field to hold it
i. A megaphone. My accent and choice of words can lower the stats of any of my opponent's monsters
j. Just give me a nice kick-butt sword anyday. Bigger is better, people
k. Just the dreadlocks, and a steel drum choir
l. Another Millenium Item would be acceptable *lurky eyes*



7. Pick a line-

a. *tongue-waggle*
b.Woof-woof!
c.Deeeeeeeeesuuuuuuu
d.Heart of the cards...guide me!
e.Heart of the cards...guide me; help me kick some ass!
f.Oh, dear, oh, dear...
g.I will steal your soul, and feed it to the crocodiles which live in the shadow realm, simple minded FOOL!!
h. Kneel at the feet of your master.
i.Anyone got a pencil sharpener?
j.Rastaman
k. ... I can still kick your ass, you know.
l.Go, globe of doom!



8. What's your favorite type of Duel Monster?

a. Warriors all the way, baby! My axe craves blood!
b. Anything dark. I don't like to draw attention to myself
c. Machines. Android assassins and super-computers, I'm all cyber-punk
d. Amazons. seX0rz.
e. Angels. Just because I'm a damn faerie doesn't mean I can't kick arse
f. I really don't know. Every card is good in its own way
g. Hey, did you say "Plant" monsters?
h. Dragons. 'Nuff said.
i. Anything that completely disregards rules and relies soley upon the players' will
j. Toons. I'll just pull an obscenely over-sized scythe outta my mouth, no problem
k. I like them all, because my 1337 skillz OWN them all
l. Daemons. Mmmmmm, Souls



9. Ok, attire?

a. Neatly pressed and heavily starched; They didn't make me class president for nothing
b. My collar won't button up; Perhaps it's this leather buckle around my neck
c. Corset, yo!
d. Isn't this skirt to die for? *wink wink*
e. I have plenty spare ones in my trunk
f. Two words: Lace Ruffles.
g. This body has the worst sense of fashion I've ever seen; I will not stand for this.
h. Anything that blows around dramatically, wind optional.
i. Leather, and buckles, and pertness...oh my!
j. I'm such a rebel *untucks shirt*
k. Tennis, anyone?
l. Clever costume, or purple bedsheet? The world may never know.



10. You're on your way to Duelist Kingdom on a cruise ship. There's food, dancing, entertainment, karaoke, and all that. What are you doing?

a. Brooding and making numerous failed attepts to kill people.
b. FOOD!? WHERE!?
c. Playing Duel Monsters with the others on the ship.
d. Playing Duel Monsters with others on the ship and winning every match.
e. I'm not on the ship, I'm already *at* Duelist Kingdom.
f. You're kidding, right? I'm flying in on my own personal helicopter.
g. Trying not to be noticed, occasionally doing things like one song at karaoke, a little food, etc.
h. Stealing everyone's rare cards by taking over my host's body. *evil grin*
i. Dancing, duh!
j. Hanging out around the food and the girls. ^_^
k. Kicking back and relaxing in my recently aquired suite
l. Toking up, yo! ~.~



11. I've just implanted a psychic microphone in your brain *listens in*

a. I will be the most powerful duellest ever! gloatgloatgloat
b. *GERK* I forgot about Miho again!!
c. I was just having a pleasant conversation with my ego; I would appreciate if you left us be for a while and practice your follies on some other simple-minded fool
d. *siiiiiigh* Will my prince ever come and rescue me....again?
e. Incompetant mortals, I will rule them all one day *evil psychic grin*
f. Hey, mou hitori no boku must have visiting relatives or something
g. Man, am I great or what....why do I hear this buzzing sound inside my head anyways *scratch scratch*
h. An intruder! *drops ten bazillion cards* I must warn my aibou before it's too late!
i. Doo-Be Doo-Be Doo
j. Is my mind being REPOed *silence*
k. BlahblahPharoah, blahblahIhatemyfather, blahblahStick
l. Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer... crap, the hairspray's leaking into my brainmeats again.



12. "Methinks thou dost protest too much...."

a. That is a strange tongue thou dost speak...ack, what am I saying?!
b. Stop that.
c. Could you instant message that to me? I didn't hear you over my laptop
d. Verily I must digress, young boy, methinks thee would too, happenstance your wine was replaced with fruit punch *evil smirk*
e. I'll dost you, bastard. *wiggles stick*
f. *blinku blinku droppy jaw* Whaaaaaaaaa!?!?!? I'll re-arrange your face, wiseguy
g. Ya, Mr. Announcer-mon, I lead all dem protests right 'ere in this ickle island of mine
h. Goodness gracious me, was I complaining?
i. Methinks thou dost talk funny.
j. You mean like when those pretty people parade down the street in triangle-shirts
k. Why yes, I do.....^_^o
l. HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF COMPLAINING TOO MUCH, WORM!!!!! *licks lips*



13. You've just woken up. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, you're thinking...:

a. Girls.
b. I was never supposed to see the sun, or the birds. *munch* Stupid birds. Stupid, tasty birds.
c. Cyndia. No wait, Funny bunny.
d. Girls.
e. Another day, another evil plot. Give me the body, boy!
f. I remember the sunrise over the nile, it looked just like this...
g. Girls.
h. Okay, let's see who's beside me this time and just hope it has breasts.
i. I've got my body! Yaaaay, wee-hoo! *pause* Aw, crap.
j. Good morning, sunshine~
k. Another day, another multi-million dollars...
l. It's so pretty. I wonder what everyone else is doing today.



14. So, anything new in your life?

a. Well, I almost have enough money to go to dance school *grins*
b. I....really don't know; The creators of this quiz haven't seen season 5 yet *glarey eyes*
c. Nothing's new. Why would you say that? I'm as normal and unancientegyptian as ever. yepyepyep.
d. I think the fangirls have stopped calling me "fluffy" for the time being *sweatdrop*
e. Just THE DESTRUCTION OF ALL!
f. Six chin hairs, chicks just can't get enough of my manliness
g. I've got some new cards!
h. I bought a new corvette with my winnings from the last "No yamis" tournament!
i. More self mutilation, mmmmmmmm
j. Why...haven't you noticed the new gleam in my left eye lately, and my belated trip to Marki the hairdresser *adjusts eyepatch*
k. *cough cough hack hack thud* x.X
l. I have more than one outfit now. You never can have enough buckles *schoolgirl gigglies*



15. Okay.. so you're trapped in the Shadow Realm and scary monsters come... what do you do?

a. Freak out, and hope my hero comes to rescue me.
b. I *am* the one who brought them there, dumb@$$!!!
c. Try to protect everyone and keep us from getting noticed, but it doesn't exactly work out that way...
d. Blast them into next week my stick!
e. Save everyone.. more for my sake than theirs, but hey..
f. Nothing. My yami took over.
g. Try to take charge of the situation, but I can't really do anything.. all I'm good at is dueling...
h. Attack head on and get my arse kicked by super-powered monster dudes.
i. Use the powers of the Mellenium Puzzle to help my friends.
j. Try to get them to bow down to me. I am superior to them all!
k. Completely deny the plausability of the situation until it's too late and I'm stuck in a cage.
l. Find whoever sold me this shit and buy a truckload!



16. Finish this phrase, "There Once was a man from Nantucket..."

a. Who's hairgel was bought by the bucket.
b Who, when the cops came, had to huck it.
c. Who's hairpoint was so sharp none could duck it.
d. Who, when seeing a soul had to pluck it.
e. Who saw Kaiba's face and he struck it.
f. Who into the shadow realm sucked it.
g. Who, when faced with a plot had to muck it.
h. Who, dueling for the first time, just lucked it
i. Hey wait, no profanity? **** it.
j. I'm offended by your complete and blatent disregard for females.
k. Who got smushed in the M-Item Ruck ets. (Look it up)
l. Who a stick up his ass,he stuck it.






Cotributors to this quiz were Jacq, Kat, Lavender Wonder, and Ryuuen.
Lavender wonder, Kat, Jacq, Ryuuen