Wednesday, August 08, 2007
July 9, 2007
Our phone rang at 7:15 this morning, waking us up for the day. It isn’t the earliest we’ve been awake on this holiday – one morning in Barcelona we were both up at 5 a.m. sharp all on our own – but it is earlier than our alarm has ever woken us. We had a terrific sleep in our new quarters; our room is cool, dark, and the bed so very comfortable. On our first full day at sea (three full days away) I don’t suspect it will be hard to sleep most of the morning away. After getting all ready for the day we headed up for breakfast at the buffet, which was about as good as it sounds; nothing fabulous, but pretty good all around. Lindsay found an omelet station that makes custom omelets to order. I’ll have to keep my eyes peeled for that tomorrow. After breakfast we headed down to the big theater onboard, the Pacifica Theater, to get our tour groups and wait for an available tender to the much smaller port of Villefrance.
Tendering into Villefranche seems to me to be the preferable way of arriving in this small French town. Barcelona’s port, and I believe the rest of the port stops we will be making, tend to be in industrial areas far removed from the cities and towns we will be visiting. The 10 minute trip from the Brilliance to Villefranche was terrific, an opportunity to photograph the boat as we pulled away, and snap some pictures of the town as we got nearer.

There is a long peninsula to the east side of Villefranche I later learned is colloquially referred to as “The Billionaires Peninsula” because of the number of super wealthy people who live there. I marveled at the picturesque villas on it, their trees shaped and perfect, the houses clean and gleaming in the early morning sun.

All along the harbor front in Villefranche there were tall buildings standing shoulder to shoulder, each a different color – red, blue, yellow – with their shutters open to the breeze as people strolled past going about their daily business. I have the feeling most of those people are tourists, but for now I’ll ignore that fact and allow Villefranche to remain unspoiled by tourists in my mind.
After we stepped off of the tender we were immediately herded into our groups and were introduced to our tour guide for the day, a young French woman with excellent English. Her name is escaping me right now, but I’m sure Lindsay will remember. We boarded an enormous bus and quickly headed out to the first stop on our tour – Nice. If our guide hadn’t told us when we first entered Nice, I never would have known we switched towns – everything seems to run together here in the south of France. Nice is every bit as picturesque as Villefranche, with beautiful facades facing the ocean. The buildings seem to date from the 1800’s, and are as tall and close as Barcelona. The ocean looked inviting this morning, but we were shocked to hear the beaches in this portion of the French Riviera are not sand, but stone. Oh well – no time to swim anyways. We had a brief stop at the local market in Nice that is a flower market six days a week, and an antique market the one day of the week we are here. Our guide talked to us about the market, and a bit about the square it is in, and then gave us 30 minutes to explore on our own. I immediately led Lindsay out of the market and into the narrow warren of streets behind it. We stopped for an early morning gelato (my first exercise of french, but – dammit – I said gracias instead of merci!) and wandered, but not too far away. I wanted to head farther into Nice but Lindsay, who watched me navigate Barcelona by luck as much as anything, wanted to stay closer to the pick-up point. This time, she won.




We boarded the bus again and finished a driving tour of Nice before heading to our next destination. The whole city seems very clean and safe, and more than a little affluent. As the bus climbed the cliffs and hills farther inland we got a better view of Nice, and of the port of Villefranche, in particular the houses and villas. Our guide informed us that, if we were thinking of moving to Nice and wanted to live in a nice little villa, the price tag starts at twenty million Euros. My heart sank a little at that news.

The next stop on our trip was the small medieval town of Eze. We drove for about 45 minutes to get there, which gave us time to admire three things; the scenery, our guides extremely expansive knowledge, and the skill of our bus driver. The scenery is pretty obvious and doesn’t require a lot of explanation. Our guide is so knowledgeable on so many topics about Nice, Villefranche, and Eze it’s kind of crazy. She knows dates, names of architects, when different nations took control of the city, which monuments date from which period…it would be ridiculous if it wasn’t so impressive. Our bus driver, now, here is something truly impressive. In a world of small cars and shift, scooters, he navigates a Greyhound-sized bus so quickly and surely, making the sharpest hairpin turns without so much as a pause to check if he’ll fit, that I am as much in awe of him as I am the city around me.




Eze is a tiny town of only 200 inhabitants, perched high up on a cliff for defensive purposes. There wasn’t a whole lot to see that was really impressive, but the town itself is very cute in its own regard. The streets are narrow, winding about at will, and full of stairs. No vehicles can get into Eze, and they have to park halfway down the cliff and walk up – we saw a delivery guy hauling large boxes up the cliff by hand, poor guy. Every shop is an artist’s store it seemed, selling glass sculptures, paintings, woven cloth, olive oil, and some touristy knick-knacks. After a little free time to explore Eze, we all met again at the bottom of the cliff for lunch. Lindsay let me explore a little more this time, and we still arrived on time. I suppose the fact that there is only one way in or out of the town might have had something to do with that, but I’ll take what I can get. Lunch was good, if simple. We dined with four other people, a husband and wife from Miami, and a mother and daughter from Texas. Still haven’t met any other Canadians on board. After lunch it was back on the bus and we headed off to Monaco.
If Nice had a penisula full of millionaires, Monaco is an entire nation full of them. A few quick stats, courtesy of our tour guide (who Lindsay reminded me is named Stephanie): rent for a small 2 bedroom apartment starts at 3,000 Euros per month. Buying that same apartment will cost between 400,000 and 800,000 Euros. For a small 2 bedroom apartment. I can’t fathom how regular people can afford to live here. I’m not overly impressed with Monaco. Am I such a jaded traveler already? It is very busy and very affluent, but lacking some of the charms of Nice and Villefranche. The apartments are nice, clean and well maintained, but not overwhelming.

We took a walking tour of the Old section of Monaco, from the Oceanographic Museum, past the Cathedral where Prince Renier married Grace Kelly, making her Princess Grace of Monaco, to the Prince’s Palace. The streets are cobblestone, narrow, shady from the tall buildings lining them, like most old European cities so far, but nothing really special.






After the walking tour we had a little free time to wander the old town before we were to meet back at the museum. We walked along a narrow road next to the ocean, enjoying the scenery, and the next thing I know, it’s time to meet up with the tour again and I haven’t the slightest idea where we were, or how to get back to the museum without completely back tracking, which would have taken far too long. I knew we were heading in the right direction, but Lindsay wasn’t having any of my guessing and poor judgment any longer. We found a couple old men who of course did not speak any English, and discovered my French was indeed good enough in a pinch – “Ou est la musee Oceanographique?” One of them pointed up the path a little further and said it was not far away. I believe I said thank you to him. I hope I did. We found our group without being too late, and without Lindsay panicking too much, and we were soon back on the bus, headed for Monte Carlo.
If Monaco is truly a land of Millionaires, then Monte Carlo must be their playground. The Grande Casino of Monte Carlo is beautiful, on the outside anyways as we did not enter and explore the inside. The cars parked outside were beautiful as well. Dozens of Mercedes, Ferraris, a few Lamborghinis, even a Bentley and an antique Rolls Royce. We avoided the casino itself (except to snap a few pictures) and went window shopping past Dior, Cartier, Celine, Fred Paris, Chanel, Yves St. Laurent, and don’t forget Louis Vuitton.



After we headed back to the meeting place, plenty early this time, and then it was a short ride back to Villefranche where we bid adieu to Stephanie and our miraculous bus driver.
The rest of the evening looks to be pretty quiet. Lindsay has a headache, so it was early to bed for her. It’ll be early to bed for me as well – tour starts at 7:30 tomorrow morning, so at least a 6:30 wake-up call. In the meanwhile, I think I’ll go find the coffee shop and relax with my book for a while.
Saturday, August 04, 2007
July 5, 2007

We arrived in Barcelona today after a flight experience that, while relatively problem free, I could only describe as interminable. The flight from Edmonton to London was my first substantial flying experience. We flew on an Airbus A330, and were crammed into somewhat comfortable chairs like proverbial sardines. We had the two seats nearest the window (Lindsay was gracious enough to give me the window seat since it was my first time that far up in the air). A friendly English man who reminded me of a balder, fatter Tim Curry took the third seat. He was certainly a hefty individual, and ended up invading Lindsay’s space more than she was comfortable with, but as a flying companion, we certainly could have had worse.
This was my first flight of any distance, so several things stood out to me that might be regular to a frequent flier, but they were strange to me.
1. We flew much further north than I had expected. I recall learning in school that the straightest, most direct route to London was north a fair ways and not straight across like we would expect from looking at a flat map. Shortly after takeoff we set a course Northeast, soon passing over Hudson’s bay, beyond the northern tip of Quebec, and crossed Greenland about a third of the way up the continent. We were so far north, and the date is so close to the summer solstice, that the sun never truly set. It became progressively darker as evening settled in and the clouds became red in the twilight. I waited for darkness to fall and the stars to come out, but no, time stood still and for hours we were suspended in this reddish twilight before the sky lightened and turned to dawn.
2. There were a lot of clouds blocking my view of land. I had expected to see some, of course, but within 45 minutes of takeoff, I could not see much more than the occasional circle of land poking through the thin clouds. Twice the teased me with a larger break; once, as we crossed from land into Hudson’s Bay; and, once as we crossed over Greenland. Greenland struck me as a particularly harsh but beautiful land. There wasn’t a spec of green, just long expanses of rock scarred by glaciers and driven into the most apocalyptic and forbidding mountains I’ve ever seen, all jagged peaks and deep, impassable valleys. The ocean clouds were no match for these towering sentinels, and were broken like waves on a rocky shore, some finding their way far inland from the coast, flowing far up the steep valleSoon, the clouds returned to dominate the view, and the remainder of the trip was spent above a puffy white blanket of clouds.
3. Farmland in North America is very regular when compared to its European relatives. Shortly after takeoff I noticed the complete geometric regularity of Alberta’s farmland, mile after mile of squares only occasionally broken by a river, lake, or major road. It was as if someone had unrolled a titanic chessboard across the prairies and colored it in shades of green and brown. England, in contrast, is a miasma of geometric shapes: triangles, trapezoids, pentagrams, and a dozen more, with all sides at different lengths, some straight, some curving. There was no order, no rhyme or reason, just the comfortable irregularity of a centuries old agrarian tradition.
If the flight from Edmonton was like a can of sardines, then debarking in London was closest to stepping into 1984. London Gatwick was positively Orwellian. The airport was cold and sterile, long confusing hallways full of us proles all making our way through the maze while a mysterious voice repeated security warnings as if they were slogans. We waited in three lines to pass through security and have our papers checked, all the while with Big Brother watching us through the ever-present surveillance cameras. In one room I counted no fewer than eleven cameras, each describing me from a different angle as I passed through. The main holding area for us before we boarded the next leg of our flight was a pool of commercialism designed to keep us occupied as the government processed our identifications. We quickly found a café serving somewhat healthy fare and, after an abortive attempt to sleep in the terminal, boarded our flight to Barcelona. I passed out just after takeoff and did not wake again until we landed.
Barcelona is a much busier city than I expected. I had read that it was similar in size and makeup to Edmonton, but if that was once true, it no longer is. The bus ride from the airport to the Ramblas was through congested freeways and obscenely busy streets. Small cars and trucks vie for space with massive tourist busses, all the while scooters and motorbikes snake between lanes in and small passage they can find. The bus dropped us at Placa de Catalunya, a major bus stop and important city square. We struggled with our luggage down the Ramblas (the major road through the old section of Barcelona) and through a warren of narrow and congested streets that are the norm for this part of town, dodging both traffic (which has no issue with driving right where you are walking) and other pedestrians. Eventually, through luck as much as anything, we arrived a C. Boqueria 21, Hostal Palermo, our lodging here in Barcelona.
The halls are narrow and humid, the rooms small and not quite up to North American motel standards in terms of cleanliness, and all for 60€ a night, almost $100 Canadian.

At least breakfast is included. Long story short – I am less than impressed by Barcelona, and cannot wait until we board our cruise and bid this city a not-so-fond farewell.