We've all heard of computer viruses, but have you ever heard of these?

Titanic Virus

Your whole computer goes down.

Disney Virus

Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

NFL Blackout Virus

Will only let you run programs on a remote terminal that's more than 75 miles away.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus

Terminates zome viles, leaves, but it vill be baaack.

Birthday Virus

Keeps advancing your clock by another year.

Prefers to call itself an "electronic microorganism".

All your icons start shape shifting.

60 percent of the PC's infected will lose 38 percent of their data 14 percent of the time (plus or minus a 3.5 percent margin of error).

Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.

You're in Fort Worth, but your data is in the Bahamas.

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Computer Virus

We recently purchased our first family computer. The first week we were setting things up with antivirus programs.

On the morning after doing this my 4 year old daughter woke up with a stomach bug. At the breakfast table my 7 year old son turned to me and said, "Mommy I don't think the antivirus worked. I think she caught a computer virus."

Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the internet is an addictive agent which, they say, is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol.

However, researchers go on to say that the internet is actually much more dangerous than these addictive substances, since it is a terminal addiction.

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