I have a full size van which I use for work and park in my driveway. Sometimes I back in and sometimes I pull in. Apparently there is a problem when I back in as it seems to cause some sort of undue stress on the weeds beside my driver side door when I do. These would be Kookooboy's weeds and I guess they have a very delicate constitution. He came over just recently to assure me that there was no way I could get out of my truck without stepping on his yard. This is trespassing, you know. I politely told him to fuck off. He has come up with all sorts of ideas to keep me from hurting his weeds since I won't listen to reason and park the RIGHT WAY AROUND! Some of his antics, over this parking problem, past and present, are outlined in 'The New Fence' section.
JD9's Fine Yard The Auxiliary Driveway The Transit System
My Dangerous Barbecue My Faulty Parking New Fence New Trees
The Garbage Can Incident How 'Koo-Koo Boy' was Coined The Seniors Complex
Previous Owners Miscellaneous Stories about Koo-Koo Boy
Updates & New Adventures The Manhole Opinions?