Before numbnuts and I fell out of favor with each other, back when we were tight friends, he used to refer to one of our neighbors as 'Swear Boy'. I finally asked why he called him that. He told me he had gone over to talk to him one day about an intolerable parking problem he could no longer overlook. He is obsessed with the parking around here. This visit, apparently, quickly dissolved into a cursing session on the part of the neighbor. Idiot Stick has since left him pretty much alone, but refers to him as 'Swear Boy'. So, in keeping with this tradition, I've given him the handle 'Kookooboy'. He knows this and since the police have not been over to see me about it and since I haven't been served a court summons, knowing Kookooboy, there must not be any local law against nick names. I'm sure, if he had two nickels to rub together, there would be a Federal Grand Jury investigation into this along the lines of 'School Yard Bullying'.
The 'Intolerable Parking Problem' is detailed in the section on 'The Seniors Complex'.
JD9's Fine Yard The Auxiliary Driveway The Transit System
My Dangerous Barbecue My Faulty Parking New Fence New Trees
The Garbage Can Incident How 'Koo-Koo Boy' was Coined The Seniors Complex
Previous Owners Miscellaneous Stories about Koo-Koo Boy
Updates & New Adventures The Manhole Opinions?