In 15 years...


RULES FOR AIR TRAVEL:

1. YOU MUST BE COMPLETELY NAKED.
Hence, NO: clothing, hats, jewelry, glasses, contact lenses, tattoos

2. NO MAKEUP. (It could be chemical powder that is applied to
the face and used as an explosive on the plane)

3. EVERYONE MUST GET A CAVITY SEARCH.

4. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN BE BROUGHT ON THE PLANE.

5. NO LUGGAGE.

6. ALL HAIR MUST BE SHAVED.