SOLD

Well, some misfit - an American misfit I should add - sold me on eBay today!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=9723053610

Why do they mistreat me this way my Dear Queer Diary!? I'm just a humble homo trying to enjoy my wireless...

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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I am a Nancy Boy

Well, now I really am fit to be tied. I have just discovered they are selling me on eBay! These American misfits have gone too far. I will not allow them to sell me like a piece of old gear at auction!! I suspect the cyberpath, sociopath, psychopath, computer algorithmic MANAGER from Irwin, PA is behind it and he will pay dearly.

On the other hand, I'm already up to $1.25 -- I wonder what I'm really worth... It is sort of flattering in a way. Who will my new owner be??? I must admit to being somewhat curious about the conditions of sale. Will I be forced to do unmentionable things in Riley's bath house? Oh, I do hope so my Queer Diary!

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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Still Queer

Hello! Did you miss me? I'm still a miserable, constipated, old twat, I just haven't felt like blogging lately. I'm still qrmed on a daily basis by American Misfits from Riley's bath house... but I dooo digress.

Yerku and I were discussing the sad state of politics in the Excited States the other day when suddenly some misfit began reading a Spanish language newspaper on my frequency! He kept it up for over 1/2 an hour. Can you imagine the audacity? He was obviously running in excess of the legal limit. I suspect it was the socio-cyber-pathic-computer-algorithmisfit from Irwin. I forgive him. He has such a lugubrious baritone voice... quite frankly he gives my tired old willy a much needed jolt! Ah, but there I go, waxing homo-erotically and fantasizing again.

Until next time by Dear Queer Diary!

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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I have a Stiffy!
Current mood: giddy

I'm so excited my Dear Queer Diary!

My friend Glen has asked me to be Vice President of his International Association for Nutsack Relief.

I could put my 'Wife Of Riley' piece on Glen's web page which is constantly updated by the 3rd grade class of greater Portland Alimentary School, and I could become WORLD FAMOUS almost instantly!

Maybe Glen would let me do a show called QUEER CANADA INTERNATIONAL... I have so many ideas I'm just beside myself... I'm getting a little stiffy just thinking about it. The downside is I'd have to cooperate with a fat, obnoxious, foul-smelling midget with a Napoleonic complex.

Oh the things I do for fame!

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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My friend Glen
Current mood: chipper

Well well... it looks like my friend Glen, who is neither my friend nor my enema, has gotten a "get out of jail free card" because of the stupidity of the Faggot Communications Commission. It seems their red light rule is illegal or unconstitutional or something. Anyway, I imagine Jorge and I will have to listen to his stupid bulletins again soon. I haven't decided if I'm going to be a co-host again. He may have to beg me. On his knees. And he may have to give me flowers. Roses. We shall see.

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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Fucking QRMers!
Current mood: groggy

I was talking to Jorge' tonight when Mike and Tom got on and started chatting. Unbeknownst to them I was laying a trap for them by only using 5 watts and talking in a whisper, but fair is fair. "La frequencia is in use!" I shouted in my queerest voice. 

Immediately I let Tom have a piece of my mind and (admittedly there's not much left, but) I told him in no uncertain terms that if he chooses to hang around with mental defectives and criminals that's his choice, but he will not qrm me! I also told him he is now on my "list."

I HAVE A TUBE WITH HANDLES DAMN IT... AND IF YOU HAVE A DAUGHTER WITH BIG TITS I PROMISE SHE WILL LAUGH AT MY WILLY!

Anyway, my lips are really sore and my old stretched out brown eye feels all tingly tonight, so I think I'll go lie down now, okay?

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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My Gay Travels
Current mood: dirty

I was speaking with my friend Dick Johnson in Kansas tonight. I was recalling the time I was driving my Kamakazi Super Bike on the Dalmation Coast when suddenly a double-decker busload of Gay Turkish prisoners in drag mooned me as I passed by. I turned the bike around as quick as a wink and after giving the driver and the guard $5 each, they allowed each one of those Turkish prisoners to have a go at my brown eye. Your hero was more than a bit sore in the morning. Ahhh, what a night it was.

I love traveling!

Your Queer Hero, Karol

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My Sleepy Time Night Night Story
Current mood: crazy

I am so sick of Randy and Mikey and Brian qrming me on a daily basis. I have a huge amplifier. I have a big beam. I have a distorted and shitty overly processed signal. How is this possible?

How do these American Misfits get away with it? It's been Five Fucking Years!!!

I've now decided to read my investigative journalism on the air. Everyone says it makes an excellent sleep tonic.

That's a compliment, right?

Your Queerest Hero, Karol

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I Love The Giant Black Cock
Current mood: curious

My new favorite Super Hero action figure is The Giant Black Cock. Since I started playing with The Giant Black Cock, I've gotten a LOT more enjoyment out of my play time. The Giant Black Cock is strong, supple, slightly flexible, and very attractive. I like to run my fingers over The Giant Black Cock whenever I get a chance. Sometimes I absentmindedly put The Giant Black Cock in my mouth. I can play with The Giant Black Cock for hours at a time. If you ever get your hands on The Giant Black Cock I guarantee you will really enjoy it. If you would like to know more about how to have fun with The Giant Black, contact me!

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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So f_ing Gay!
Current mood: curious

Last night I started playing tapes of Chuck on top of people using the frequency. Today I started playing tapes of Mike on top of some old timer from zero land. That idiot Brian busted me for it today. How does he know I've been qrming 275 for weeks using tapes of other people!!??

I'm starting to get nervous that he has a spy in Van Queerver. But who could it be? These American misfits are getting on my nerves. Donny the druggie hasn't been on in days; Glenn retired from the fray; and Jorge' thinks I'm an idiot. He's even made peace with some of the misfits!! And Riley is still soooo confused!

I'll try to stir up trouble later this afternoon my Dear Queer Diary,

Your Queer Hero,

Karol

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