Saturday, March 22, 2008
Happy Easter
First
and foremost please allow me to apologize for the lag in my blog. My computer
was badly damaged during my latest bender. It seems that while I was in a
highly intoxicated, extremely altered, and quite nebulous state of mind that I
urinated all over my tower, causing extensive damage to my cpu, hard drive, and
video card.
I attempted to take my computer back to the store where I purchased it for
warranty service, but the UNSCRUPULOUS, DISINGENUOUS, NEOPHYTE of a manager
told me that the warranty didn't cover damage due to drunken stupors. Bravo
[renta-center] fucktards!
So, here I am in Toronto visiting my NAZI-WHORE of a mother for Easter [ I only
hope she can refrain from giving free-bees to local sailors while I am here]
Mommy gave me an Easter-basket containing a six-pack of Piels [my favorite
beer] that I can't wait to drink for breakfast tomorrow morning.
Well, I must go now. Mom is taking her teeth out, and I am preparing to give
her some good-old-fashioned POLISH SAUSAGE. Hi, Hi [ amateur speak for
laughing]
Happy Easter
Your intoxicated-queer-hero
Karol.
Btw, Mark, quit FRAUDulently reporting that I am in the USA, I am not allowed
there, and even if I was, I wouldn't want to visit there. So, Mark, to you I
say, FUCK-OFF you fucking FUCKTARD.
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