Just in from Jemma . . .

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Inge from the Netherlands
reminds us . . . |
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Marg and
Mark in Kamloops report . . .
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, both male and female
reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year. Males drop their antlers at the beginning
of winter, usually late November to December. Females retain their antlers 'til after they
give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We
should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all
around the world in one night and not get lost.

(and don't forget Olive, the other reindeer) |
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 This way to the Sugarplum Fairy! |
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