Welcome to our glorious website! If you're here, you've been selected to run as DPS in a pug Kara run with us. Rejoice and be glad! You are among the few, the proud, the frequently-wiping.

As we've so graciously provided all the tanks and healers needed, you may have some irrelevant questions. Well, they'll be answered right now.

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Question 1

How do I do _____ boss? Well, firstly, you should already know this if you're running with us. However, if you've managed to dodge that bullet, there are several places you can go to see what your specific class should be doing.

http://www.wowhead.com/?zone=2562

http://www.wowwiki.com/Karazhan

Question 2

ZOMG ZOMG ZOMG! MY DAGGER DROPPED! How are we giving out loots? Well, as you may have guessed, if your item drops you'll roll with anyone else who can use that it. WITHIN REASON. If you're a hunter who's rolling on leather the rogue doesn't need, be prepared to be rolled against by others who can use the item as well. As for off-spec gear, as a general rule, unless absolutely no one wants a piece of gear, off-spec needing will be frowned upon.

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Now, those should be all the questions you've got, but we have more to talk about. Lets set down some ground rules:

1. Unless otherwise directed, tanks always make pulls. If you pull by accident, the healers reserve the right to let you die a painful, embarrassing death.

2. Your DPS should be the best you can make it while avoiding pulling aggro. Many classes have skills that allow them to minimize threat: utilize them. For those classes that don't, hold off until the tanks have adequate threat.

3. If you have a suggestion for a boss, feel free to make it to us. We'll consider it, and maybe even use it. Just don't yell at us that we're doing something wrong; we've done Kara many, many times. We do know what we're doing.

4. Pay attention. If the raid wipes from you ignoring your CC duties, you'll feel the winter of our displeasure most keenly upon thy buttocks.

5. We try to be fair with all loot, but you just might not get that piece you want. Don't worry! We'll be doing this every week, and you can probably come next time and try again. We'll be fair though.

6. DO NOT ASK VALENSHY FOR BUFFS. Seriously, he'll kill you. We've got mods that watch for your buffs, we'll do it, don't worry.

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Mods

You're gonna need 'em. The list below is of the mods we use. Your guild/pug/grandmother may use something else, but we use these. Now, we aren't saying you have to download these mods, but the'll help you, and you'll get yelled at less.

Deadly Boss Mods

SW Stats

KLHThreatMeter

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Ventrillo

Yes, we have it. Yes, its ghetto. No, we don't care. Neither should you. You can get the vent info from us when we're starting the raid. Its subject to change, because it's hosted privately.

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Lastly, remember, Kara is fun! We're here for items and badges, but also for amusement. Enjoy yourself and don't take all this stuff too seriously. Its just a game, play it for fun.

 

Sincerely,

Sticky Keys Management.