20 reasons why
Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
* You can GET chocolate.
* If you love me you'll swallow
that" has real meaning with chocolate.
* Chocolate satisfies even when
it has gone soft.
* You can safely have chocolate
while you are driving.
* You can make chocolate last
as long as you want it to.
* You can have chocolate even
in front of your mother.
* If you bite the nuts too hard
the chocolate won't mind.
* Two people of the same sex
can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
* The word "commitment" doesn't
scare off chocolate.
* You can have chocolate on
top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
* You can ask a stranger for
chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You don't get hairs in your
mouth with chocolate.
* With chocolate there's no
need to fake it.
* Chocolate doesn't make you
pregnant.
* You can have chocolate at
any time of the month.
* Good chocolate is easy to
find.
* You can have as many kinds
of chocolate as you can handle.
* You are never too young or
too old for chocolate.
* When you have chocolate it
does not keep your neighbors awake.
* With chocolate size doesn't
matter; it's always good.