Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after
he tried to pass two $16 bills.
A man in Johannesburg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face,
seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each
other's head.
A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its
workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job.
According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial
accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in
their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man
required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while
watching the film.
The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a
$500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.
A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time
police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had
begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.
Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle laboured 13 years on a book about
Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only
to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused
the copier with the shredder.
A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C. then a few days later
accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for
a sandwich. She wanted to see him, and had him paged. Police officers
recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car
he had stolen over the lunch hour.
Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal
colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine The
message "He's lying" was placed in the copier and police pressed the copy
button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing
the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the
cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They
still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.
A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller
and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the
vehicle to a stop.
A man in Louisiana walked into a Circle-K, put a $20 bill on the counter and
asked for change. When the clerk opened the cash drawer, the man pulled a gun
and asked for all the cash in the register, which the clerk promptly provided.
The man took the cash from the clerk and fled, leaving the $20 bill on the
counter. The total amount of cash he got from the drawer was $15.
A former Philadelphia firefighter, in Federal Court trying to overturn his
dismissal for long hair, set his head on fire. He apparently was trying to
prove that his long hair was not a safety hazard.
"Hair is self-extinguishing. It doesn't burn." he claimed.
To prove his point, he struck a match and held it to his head, which caught
fire.
"It must have been the hair spray I used," said the sheepish firefighter.
