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Trivial Fact

Koalas and humans are the only animals with unique prints. Koala prints cannot be distinguished from human fingerprints.

The first recording to sell a million copies was Carry Me Back To Old Virginny performed by Alma Glick.

Kids Write the Darndest Things
Mark Twain once said that the "most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop."

  • Julius Caesar was renowned for his great strength. He threw a bridge across the Rhine. His dying words were "And you too - you brute!"
  • Joan of Arc was burnt to a steak.
  • In the Middle Ages knights fought on horses. This was called jesting.
  • Henry VIII by his own efforts increased the population of England by 40,000.
  • The death of Queen Elizabeth I ended an error.
  • John Paul Jones became one of America's great nasal heroes.
  • The difference between a president and a king is a king has no vice.
  • The system of checks and balances means that you have to keep a balance in the bank to write checks.
  • Under President Adams there was the Alien and Sedation Act.
  • The process of putting a president on trial is known as impalement.
  • During his term of office, Woodrow Wilson had many foreign affairs.
  • During the first twenty years of the century there was much suffrage from women.
  • The leader of the Bolsheviks was John Lennon.
  • In Hitler's Germany a huge anti-semantic movement arose.
  • The two kinds of books printed are friction and non-friction.
  • Poetry is when every line starts with a capital letter and doesn't reach the right side of the page.
  • My favorite myth was Jason and the Huguenots.
  • Romeo and Juliet tell each other how much they are in love in the baloney scene.

From More Anguished English
by Richard Lederer

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