Trivial Fact
The word "eternity" appears in the Bible only once - in Isaiah 57:15.
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History According to Children
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Martin Luther was nailed to the church door at Wittenberg for selling papal
indulgences.
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Sir Walter Raleigh is a historical figure because he invented cigarettes.
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One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in the
tea.
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Jacob, son of Isaac, stole his brother's birth mark.
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Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them
to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without
any ingredients.
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Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that
Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but
by another man of that name.
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In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw
the java. The reward to the victor was a coral wreath.
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History calls people Romans because they never stayed in one place for very
long.
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Nero was a cruel tyranny who would torture his poor subjects by playing the
fiddle to them.
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King Alfred conquered the Dames, King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King
Harold mustarded his troops (and) Joan of Arc was canonized by Bernard Shaw.
Finally, Magna Carta provided that no free man should be hanged twice for the
same offence.
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It was the painter Donatello's interest in the female nude that made him the
father of the Renaissance.
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Theologically, Luther was into reorientation mutation.
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When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they all shouted, "Hurrah."
Then her navy went out and defeated the Spanish Armadillo.
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Milton wrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
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Later the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and this was known as Pilgrims Progress.
When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they were greeted by the Indians, who came
down the hill rolling their war hoops before them
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If Louis XIV didn't like someone, he sent them to the gallows to row for the
rest of their lives.
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The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened. And the revolution
evolved through monarchial republican and tolarian phases until it catapulted
into Napoleon.
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