Well deserved breakfast!

 

Larry wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open

his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of

water on the side table. He sits up and sees his clothing in front of him,

all clean and pressed. Larry looks around the room and sees that it is in

perfect order, spotless, clean.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast

is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the

kitchen, and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating.

Larry asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious, broke

some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you

stumbled into the door."

Confused, Larry asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and

breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when

she tried to take your pants off, you said,

 

"Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"