To Women Everywhere From Men who have had enough...
If you think you're overweight, you probably are. Don't ask
us.
We refuse to answer.
Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
If you won't dress like the
Don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
Don't cut your hair, EVER, Long hair is always more
attractive than short hair
One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always
cut their hair,and by then you're stuck with her.
Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests
to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!
If you ask a question you don't want an answer to;
Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.
Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless;
You are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint,
The shotgun formation or monster trucks.
Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of
the tides.
Let it be.
Shopping is not a sport, and no,
We're never going to think of it that way.
When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear
is fine.
Really!
You have enough clothes.
You have too many shoes.
Crying is blackmail.
Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work Just say it! Mark anniversaries on the calendar. We're bound to miss sometimes. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for. No, it doesn't matter which quiz. All comments become null and void after
7 days.
Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one Subtle
hints don' t work.
No, we don't know what day it is. We never will.
Using the rest room standing up is more difficult.
Most guys own three pairs of shoes, what makes you think we'd
be any
good at choosing which pair, out of
thirty, that would look good with your dress?
Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it.
A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.
Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
Check your oil.
It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the
quiz together.
Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
argument.
If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of
the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
You can either tell us to DO something OR tell us,
how to do something but not both.
Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say
during
commercials.
ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a
color.
If it itches, it will be scratched.
If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we
will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you're lying.
But it's just not worth the hassle.