THE PLAN;

IN THE BEGINNING WAS THE PLAN,

 

AND THEN CAME THE ASSUMPTIONS.

 

AND THE ASSUMPTIONS WERE WITHOUT FORM,

 

AND THE PLAN WAS COMPLETELY WITHOUT SUBSTANCE,

 

AND DARKNESS WAS UPON THE FACES OF THE WORKERS,

 

AND THEY SPOKE AMOUNG THEMSELVES, SAYING,

 

"IT IS A CROCK OF SHIT, AND IT STINKETH!”

 

AND THE WORKERS WENT UNTO THE SUPERVISORS AND SAID;

 

“IT IS A PAIL OF DUNG, AND NO ONE MAY ABIDE THE ODOR THEREOF."

 

AND THE SUPERVISORS WENT UNTO THE BRANCH MANAGERS AND SAID;

 

“IT IS A CONTAINER OF EXCREMENT, AND IT IS VERY STRONG,

 

SUCH THAT NONE MAY ABIDE IT.”

 

AND THE BRANCH MANAGERS WENT UNTO THE REGION MANAGERS SAYING;

 

"IT IS A VESSEL OF FERTILIZER, AND NO ONE MAY ABIDE ITS STRENGTH."

 

AND THE REGION MANAGERS SPOKE, ONE TO ANOTHER, SAYING;

 

“IT CONTAINS THAT WHICH AIDS PLANT GROWTH, AND IS VERY STRONG."

 

AND THE REGION MANAGERS WENT UNTO THE EXECUTIVE STAFF

 

AND SAID UNTO THEM;

 

“BEHOLD!  IT PROMOTES GROWTH AND IS VERY POWERFUL."

 

THEN THE EXECUTIVE STAFF WENT UNTO THE ADMINISTRATOR,

 

AND SAID UNTO HIM;

 

“BEHOLD! THIS NEW PLAN WILL ACTIVELY PROMOTE THE GROWTH AND

 

EFFICIENCY OF THIS AGENCY AND IN THESE AREAS IN PARTICULAR."

 

AND THE ADMINISTRATOR LOOKED UPON THE PLAN,

 

AND SAW THAT IT MUST BE GOOD,

 

AND THE PLAN BECAME POLICY.

 

AND THAT IS HOW SHIT HAPPENS!