A fellow was joined at the bar by a beautiful woman

  who soon approached the man with an offer.
 
 "I'll make your dreams come true," she whispered,

  "for a hundred and fifty dollars."
 
 "That's a lot of money," the guy pointed out,

   admiring her voluptuous body.
 
 "I'm worth it," she assured him breathily. "For a

  hundred and fifty dollars, I'll act out any fantasy.

  In fact, I can make any three words come true.

  Just dream them up, baby."
 
 "Any three words for a hundred and fifty dollars?"

  The man's voice grew husky as the woman's hand crept

  up his leg.  She nodded, reaching up with the other

  hand to caress the back of his neck while he

  considered the offer.
 
  Finally he leaned back with a big smile and announced

  "It's a deal!"

  He leaned over and whispered,

 

  "Paint my house."