Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911.
The 911 operator told Bubba she would send someone out right away.
"Where do you live," asked the operator.
Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,
"How 'bout if I drag her over to Oak Street and you pick her up there?”
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How can you tell if a Texas redneck is married?
There is dried chewing tobacco on both sides of his pickup truck
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What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi?
A documentary.
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A new law recently passed in North Carolina:
When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.
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What's the best thing ever to come out of Arkansas?
I-40.
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What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas and a hurricane in Florida all have in common?
Somebody's fix in' to lose a trailer.
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A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, He rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "How do we get there?"
"Shucks, don't you still have them beg red trucks?"
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