41 Politically Correct Ways To Say Someone Is A Dim-Wit

 

  1.     A few fries short of a Happy Meal
  2.     The wheel's spinning, but the hamsters dead
  3.     A few clowns short of a circus
  4.     All foam, no beer
  5.     A few beers short of a six-pack
  6.     Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash
  7.     Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor
  8.     Forgot to pay his brain bill
  9.     Lights are on but nobody’s home
  10.   If he had another brain, it would be lonesome
  11.   Too much yardage between the goal posts
  12.   An experiment in Artificial Stupidity
  13.   Her sewing machine's out of thread
  14.   Dumber than a sack of hammers
  15.   A few peas short of a casserole
  16.   Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box
  17.   One fruit loop shy of a full bowl
  18.   One taco short of a combination plate
  19.   A few feathers short of a whole duck
  20.   Chimney's clogged
  21.   The cheese slid off his cracker
  22.   Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel
  23.   Skylight leaks a little
  24.   Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear
  25.   An intellect rivalled only by garden tools
  26.   As smart as bait
  27.   Bright as a candle
  28.   Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair
  29.   His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels
  30.   His belt doesn't go through all the loops
  31.   Missing a couple of buttons on his remote control
  32.   No grain in the silo
  33.   Proof that evolution can go in reverse
  34.   Receiver is off the hook
  35.   Several nuts short of a full pouch
  36.   He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down
  37.   Slinky's kinked
  38.   Surfing in Iowa
  39.   In the pinball game of life, his flippers were a little farther apart than most
  40.   Not the sharpest knife in the drawer
  41.   Doesn't have his oars deep enough in the water