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He's a Real Doll
by Guy Babineau

Even though he turned forty in 2001, he doesn’t look a day 
over twenty-five, continues to keep up with current trends, 
and has more changes of clothes than Liberace. With no 
body fat to speak of, a perfect chest, narrow hips, and a taut 
tummy, he has a figure most men can only dream about, 
even if they spend two hours at the gym every day of the 
week, and remove the skin off of their chicken breast. (Not 
too many guys are 6’ 10” with a 30” waist, 29” hips, and a 
43” chest.) His flawless complexion is unreal, his body 
unbelievably hairless. He’s not afraid to toy with style 
either. The cut and colour of his hair vary frequently, and if 
those piercing, robin’s-egg-blue eyes look artificial, that’s 
because they are.
“He’s a doll!” exclaimed the first ads for Ken, in 1961. 
Since then, Ken Carson, Barbie Millicent Roberts’ 
perpetual date, has had perhaps a stronger influence on 
male fashion—especially women’s perceptions of how a 
man should dress and carry himself—than any movie star, 
pop singer, or athlete. His lack of a personal home 
entertainment centre made him sexually non-threatening, 
almost androgynous. 
“Gonna dress you up in my love,” sang Madonna, who 
turned three soon after Ken was born, to thousands of 
screaming girls in her opening number at her first stadium 
concert in 1985. Boy, did she know her audience. They 
were the first generation of females to grow up with Barbie. 
Many have credited Madonna for inspiring young women 
to turn sexual objectification to their advantage. To some, 
this may seem like blue chip prostitution, but the eighties 
were all about making the banal bankable. In a way, 
unmarried Barbie laid the groundwork. Her superficial 
qualities were her keys to success. Dressed up to reflect 
Barbie’s—in other words his owner’s—romantic fantasies, 
Ken stood in the sidelines, admiring and supporting Barbie 
all the way, an ever-faithful eunuch, more like a gay best 
friend than a Lothario. Teens and women in their early 
twenties, who had played with an over-sexualized Barbie 
and an under-sexualized Ken, had swooned over pretty-boy 
David Cassidy, and tweenies Donny Osmond and Michael 
Jackson (speaking of plastic). In their late teens and early 
twenties, their boytoy jewelry clattered as they crowded the 
turnstiles into concerts by Duran Duran, Boy George, a 
mascaraed Prince, and other male Revlon junkies.
In the summer of 2003, despite the fact that boys and young 
men were playing with increasingly muscular and 
aggressive action figures, Mattel launched Fashion Insider 
Ken, a style reporter who covers Barbie’s fashion shows. 
Through he’s clearly been keeping up with his gym 
regimen, and has a great body (the measurements above are 
an extrapolation of his doll-sized dimension) he’s stayed 
away from the steroids. He is Beau Brummel to G.I. Joe’s 
fusion of Patton and The Hulk. One opens cars doors, 
throws his coat over puddles, and sends flowers for no 
particular reason to a girl-woman whose physical 
dimensions are achieble to only one out of every one 
hundred thousand women. These contradictory mirrors of 
male identity don’t bother Jef Beck. One of the world’s 
most avid Ken aficionados, and certainly the most visible, 
he has inspired male collectors around the world to come 
out of the closet, and bring their favourite male doll with 
them.
“Ken is a good reflection of the changes in [men’s] 
fashion,” Beck said by phone from his home in Cedar 
Rapids, Iowa. The small, mid-Western city seems an 
unlikely place to find the planet’s premier Ken shrine, but 
Beck’s comprehensive, catalogued display of unopened, 
original box sets, stand-alone dolls, and dioramas, could be 
a museum. 
“I began collecting in 1998 after reading reports about 
Ken’s upcoming 40th birthday in 2001. I started by looking 
for a New Goodlooking Ken, because that’s the one I 
remembered most from my childhood.” In 1970, when one 
of Beck’s two sisters received the 1969 model as a 
Christmas present, he quickly appropriated it, reasoning 
that it was okay for a boy to play with a doll if it was a boy 
doll. The affable, articulate, thirty-nine-year-old Gap 
manager, who, in a photo on his fascinating website, 
www.manbehindthedoll.com, looks as cleancut as Ken, 
didn’t locate NGK until 2001. By that time he’d already 
amassed a sizable collection. “There are about 270 different 
Kens, from 1961 to now, and I have maybe 250 of them. 
Girls like to play with the Pink Box lines. They want Ken 
to be Prince Charming. I buy them too, but I prefer the 
[limited edition] Collectibles.”
Ken Collectibles (about $50 to $100) are more like real 
men and include, among others, Shave and Style Ken and 
Harley Davidson Ken, who even has chest hair. Pink Box 
Kens are priced at $12 to $25. A selection of both lines is 
available at the Barbie shop in the downtown Bay. 
When Barbie’s creator, Ruth Handler, who died last year at 
the age of 85, first set her sights on a male doll, her design 
team—all men—didn’t get it. G.I. Joe wouldn’t come along 
until 1964, and no one thought a male doll could sell. 
Handler prevailed, but her insistence on a noticeable 
“bump” the would provide at least a hint of anatomical 
accuracy was vetoed. Over the last forty-plus years, Ken’s 
hair has been glued, painted, or thatched, his body has 
butched up, and his various styles, from tuxedoed prom 
night dream-date to skater boy to the “gay” Magic Earring 
Ken, have kept pace with the times. His popularity 
continues among girls, maintaining a myth of impeccable 
grooming, fidelity, and gentlemanly conduct , while boys 
escape into the new G.I. Joe world of Spy Troops, muscle-
bound brutes with steroid physiques who mask their 
identities to infiltrate terrorist cells, the American flag 
waving behind them. In recent years G.I. Joe a has a 
double-digit growth in annual sales, including a fifty-nine 
percent leap in 2001; September 11 happened just in time 
for the Christmas rush.
Of course, both dolls offer questionable representations of 
manhood. Like male models and action heroes, the 
mannequins of childhood are creatures of fantasy.
“I collect them to keep, not to sell,” Beck said. “It’s a 
nostalgia thing.”

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Ken: The Ultimate Male Model
Men's Shoes
The Duffer of St. George
The Men of 2003

© Guy Babineau 2003-2004
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