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100. Flashback Whom of the following can be seen congratulating Strong Bad on his 100 e-mails?
Homestar Runner Senor Cardgage Stinko Man The King of Town
99. Different Town Marzipan rocks out for a second in front of a wall of amps with her name on them. On what brand of amp is the Marzipan amp logo based?
Ibanez Fender Peavey Marshall
98. Stupid Stuff Which word does Strong Bad NOT type in all caps?
'make' 'real' 'intelligent' 'get'
97. Monument The proposed Strong Bad monument also uses a sign and a cinderblock for his left foot. What does the sign say?
NO WAY! S'COOL ZONE CHEAT X-ING NO, YOU TURN
96. Lackey Strong Bad says he occasionally gets an e-mail of what type?
GV BC JD KP
95. The Bet Although it is never mentioned, what is the full name of the Typing Tutor game The King of Town has?
Typing Tutor XL Typing Tutor Pro Typing Tutor Delux Typing Tutor Turbo
94. Video Games Which game is available for the FunMachine console?
Secret Collect Thy Dungeonman Rhinofeeder Strongbadzone
93. Army Phew! That was a long one. From the time Strong Bad sits down at his computer to the time when The Paper scrolls down to end the e-mail, what is the best estimate for the length of this e-mail?
3 minutes, 20 seconds 3 minutes, 40 seconds 4 minutes, 00 seconds 4 minutes, 20 seconds
92. Kind of Cool Who is in line in front of Homestar at Bubs' Concession Stand?
Strong Sad Pom Pom Bubs The King of Town
91. Caffeine What brand of instant coffee does Strong Bad put in Strong Sad's orange juice?
Nescafe® Maxwell House® Sanka® Folgers®
90. Colonization Which of these sub sandwiches did Strong Bad NOT have with him?
The Seafood Salad The Veggie Delux The Ham n' Swiss The Dijon Chicken
89 Local News Select the spellings used by Dan D. of Tallahassee, FL, to fill in the blanks: "Does Strong Badia have ____ own local news even? If so, I hope ____ better than my local news."
it's, its its', it's its, it's its, its'
88. Couch Patch How many testimonies are given as to how the couch got its patch?
2 3 4 5
87. Mile According to the picket Homestar is holding as Strong Bad cartwheels by, what does he love?
Sausage Cooties Boogers The Cheat
86. No Loafing When is "Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special" available?
12 pm - 2 pm 11 am - 2 pm 12 pm - 3 pm 11 am - 3 pm
85. 2 Years Which of these will NOT happen to Strong Badia in the next 2 years?
The Tire will definitely win the cup Development of a world-class hole The Cheat will hopefully finish the mural Strong Bad commissioned him to paint Population triples to include Bunt Cake Pan and Coach Z
84. Kids' Book What city is Quincy destroying?
Las Vegas San Francisco Los Angeles San Antonio
83. Labor Day When The Poopsmith walks by Strong Bad, what does the label on his jar say?
Peanut Butter Old Gravy Brown Mayo Pickled Nuts
82. Impression What is the correct order of the Strong Sad Look-Alike contestants as Coach Z judges them?
Homsar, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat Strong Bad, The King of Town, Strong Sad, The Cheat Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat Strong Bad, Homestar, Homsar, The Cheat
81. Date With what does Strong Bad say he's replaced Homestar's coffee?
Awesome sauce WD-40 Super mud Liquid soot
80. Stunt Double What character does Coach Z play in "Dangeresque 2: This time, it's not Dangeresque 1"?
Renaldo Lorenzo Eduardo Geraldo
79. The Process For which of the following does Strong Bad NOT infer "Em." to be a possible abbreviation?
Emdiment Embrodak Emtarkanderundersgunderson Emerson
78. Anything According to his t-shirt, what year did Strong Sad attend Foreign Leadership Camp?
'93 '96 '91 '98
77. Suntan Based on Strong Bad's highest estimate of how long he was sunbathing and how often Marzipan suggested he should have flipped over, how many times should Strong Bad have rotated? (Assume Marzipan arrived just before this time was reached.)
39 times 31 times 23 times 17 times
76. Sibbie What is Strong Sad using to listen to "Song About Sibbie"?
A discman An iPod A walkman A general mp3 player
75. Funny What does Strong Bad's computer screen say as he is hopping on it while spilling ketchup everywhere?
WOAH!! I CAN TYPE WITH ONE FOOT ALL THE LADIES WANT ME HEY!! LET'S SEE YOU DO THIS TRY MY COMPUTER KETCHUP
74. Privileges When Homestar arrives with The Cheat's pizza, what toppings does he say it has?
Salami and Teddy Grahams® Pepperoni and Alpha-Bits® Anchovies and Oreos® Mushrooms and Pop-Tarts®
73. Mascot In what key is the Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples theme song?
A major C major F major G major
72. Crazy Cartoon Which of these facts about "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" is NOT true?
Bubs is the voice of the wheelchair The main character is a cross between a cow and a helicopter At least twice an episode, Eh! Steve must show up to deliver his catch phrase Strong Bad's head is an old keyboard
71. 2 Emails What does the banner at the 2003 Ladies' Choice Awards behind Strong Mad say?
"weclome ladies/girls" "ladies' chioce awards" "win a dacne with strong bad" "congratluations hotties"
70. Big White Face As Strong Bad is checking his picture database for someone with a big, white face and gray body, what does he type to bring up the Poopsmith's picture?
run "poophead" run "mr.smith" run "dudu-man" run "stnkoman"
69. Personal Favorites What does Strong Bad say he and The Cheat drank before they did stuff with Bubs' concession stand?
Mouthwash Red wine vinegar Olive oil Soya sauce
68. Caper What colour is Homestar's bathrobe?
Red White Blue Yellow
67. Autobiography What is the title of Strong Bad's autobiography?
"Why I'm Awesomer Than You" "Words I Probably Said" "How to Be Like Me" "The Man Behind the Gloves"
66. The Show When Homestar chooses to recite a list, which of these items is NOT in the list?
"next week" "Olympic race" "Wisconsin" "stretch marks"
65. Unused Emails How many near unreadable e-mails does Strong Bad say he gets every day?
dozens and DOZENS hundreds and HUNDREDS thousands and THOUSANDS millions and MILLIONS
64. English Paper What is the main subject Strong Bad focuses on when writing Kyle's Englilsh paper?
Eating batteries Hustle and bustle Video games The Middle Ages
63. Fingers Strong Bad's "fingers" change throughout the e-mail. Which of these items does he use as a finger at least once?
A battery An ice cream cone A pretzel stick A ruler
62. Interview What drink is Strong Bad waiting for The Cheat to bring him?
A cool one Thai iced tea Fruit smoothie Raspberry lemonade
61. Monster Truck How much is adult admission to Awexome Cross '98?
$2.50 $5 $7.50 $10
60. Huttah! When Strong Bad slaps the "the cheat" scrap of paper over his name on his monitor, what is holding the paper to the monitor?
Masking tape Static electricity Scotch tape Sticky tac
59. Marzipan Who keeps sending instant messages to Strong Bad while he is writing an e-mail to The Cheat?
guitargurl72 tofu_queen hooray4dolphins cute_blonde185
58. Dragon Which of these features does Trogdor NOT have?
Wings Neck Horns Scales
57. Japanese Cartoon What is Pom Pom's Japanese cartoon name?
Sem-sem Kus-kus Ling-ling Pan-Pan
56. Current Status As Coach B and Zubs walk off to find Strong Bad, what does Coach B call his new green feet?
Clown feet Gremlin feet Swollen feet Mushroom feet
55. Cheat Talk Strong Bad mistakes Cory for an entire city. From which state is Cory?
New Mexico West Virginia North Dakota New Orleans
54. Morning Routine Strong Sad says Strong Bad told him not to let him sleep past what hour?
Noon One Two Three
53. Comic Which girl from Teen Girl Squad is left alive at the end?
Cheerleader So and so Whats her face The ugly one
52. Island What does Strong Bad say Homestar would look like after they go nuts on the deserted island?
A stack of pancakes A brownie sundae A juicy hotdog A big steak
51. Website According to Strong Bad's website, what rank of moron are you?
5th biggest 16th biggest 39th biggest 178th biggest
50. 50 Emails Strong Bad's third e-mail asked what his favourite leg was. Which of these did Strong Bad NOT list?
This chair leg Tape leg The Great Leg The Leg of Hope
49. Theme Party What does Strong Bad suggest the party-goers should wear to represent their colleges?
T-shirts Khaki pants Baseball hats Tennis shoes
48. Ghosts On their ghost hunt through Strong Badia, what do Strong Bad and The Cheat wear?
Batman and Robin costumes Bank-robber outfits Men in Black™ suits Ghostbusters™ t-shirts
47. New Hands Strong Bad chooses a bucket and a bullhorn for his new hands. Which of these does he NOT suggest to be a possible use for the bucket?
Sitting on when he gets tired Dropping the occasional beat Washing The Cheat Dumping porridge on stuff
46. Your Friends Strong Bad uses many props to harm his friends. Which prop does he use twice?
The roll of duct tape The gold record The yellow rod The scroll saw blade
45. Techno After Strong Bad grounds The Cheat for throwing a light switch rave, where does he want them to pour the contents of The Cheat's glow stick?
in Homestar's coffee in Homestar's imported water in Homestar's Mountain Dew® in Homestar's pancake syrup
44. Lures & Jigs What is the name of Strong Bad and Coach Z's fishing show?
Gone Fishin' Fish Talk Fish Show On the Lake
43. Little Questions According to Strong Bad's grading system, we can infer he deducts five points for every grammatical or spelling error. What was the numerical grade on Viklas's paper?
60 (8 errors) 55 (9 errors) 50 (10 errors) 45 (11 errors)
42. Action Figure Which of these features does the Strong Bad action figure NOT have?
Severe knife fight damage Japanese throwing croissant Glow-in-the-dark abs Double deuce action
41. Invisibility What game show does Strong Bad imply he's watching while he's eating his stolen Swiss cake rolls?
"Family Feud" "The Price is Right" "Wheel of Fortune" "Jeopardy!"
40. Vacation On postcard #3, what time is the clock showing?
11:15 1:45 2:55 3:35
39. Property of Ones Let x represent the ONEitude, let y represent the COLDitude of the ONE, and let k be a constant. Then, according to Strong Bad's "Property of Ones," which of the following MUST be true?
kx = ky x = ky xy = k All of the above
38. Helium After inhaling helium, who does Strong Bad think he sounds like?
One of Santa's elves One of the munchkins One of the "South Park" kids One of the "Golden Girls"
37. Dullard After showing Jason his many tried and true methods of dealing with the office dullard, Strong Bad suggests it couldn't hurt to do what?
Send him a "Get Sick Soon" card Tape his face to his desk Exclude him from the office memo list Steal his lunch every day
36. Guitar How does Strong Bad spell "hot licks?"
"hott lixx" "haught licz" "haht lyks" "haat likks"
35. Sisters What type of girl does Strong Bad picture Ali to be?
Blonde Brunette Redhead None of the above
34. Weird Dream What colour is The Cheat's iMac?
lemon grape strawberry tangerine
33. Gimmicks How much money does Strong Bad ask to borrow from Strong Sad?
$700 $800 $900 $1000
32. Flag Day In what time signature is the Strong Badia national anthem?
3/4 4/4 6/8 7/8
31. Sugarbob Strong Bad's first "girlfriend" types "Hi!!!!" and then "signs off" with what abbreviation and emoticon?
cya!! :) ttyl!! ^_^ g2g!! ;) ttfn!! ~_^
30. 12:00 Bubs' solution to the VCR blinking 12:00 is to duct tape an alarm clock to the VCR. What time does the alarm clock show?
12:00 1:59 7:32 Your system clock
29. Superhero Name What pastry does Strong Badman ask Stiny to get him?
A doughnut A Danish A croissant A strudel
28. 1 Step Ahead After you choose "YES," Strong Sad appears with his hands glued to his face, a red, white, and blue target painted on his stomach, and what phrase painted on his chest?
KICK ME PELT ME HIT ME PEG ME
27. 3 Wishes Which of Strong Bad's three wishes does Brandon ask him to reveal?
first second first and second second and third
26. CGNU What position does Strong Bad hold at CGNU?
Vice Principal Principal Dean Superintendent
25. Super Powers What are Coach Z and Homestar talking about as Strong Bad uses his super power to pop off Homestar's propeller hat?
Fruit salad Tight pants Swedish meatballs Vicious robots
24. The Bird Which of these does Strong Bad NOT demonstrate as a way to flip off someone?
Around the World Double Deuce In Your Face Behind the Back
23. Little Animal While Strong Mad is chasing Strong Bad around the room, what can you click on to turn the scene into the old-time version?
Strong Bad's head Strong Mad's right leg Strong Mad's "M" logo Strong Bad's body
22. sb_email 22 What is the name of the newspaper seen at the end of this e-mail?
The Trojan The Guardian The Metropolitan The Doberman
21. Cartoon Complete Strong Bad's truism: "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm... really, really ___________________."
"unhealthy " "not good" "stupid and awesomeless" "dumb and bad"
20. Spring Cleaning When Strong Bad deletes each e-mail, his computer screen goes green with what line of text printed in black?
DELETED! DELETED!! DELETED!!! DELETED!!!!
19. Tape-Leg On what part of Strong Bad's foot is the piece of tape stuck?
His heel His toe His ankle His shoe's tongue area
18. Stand-Up What is the first thing little Strong Bad says that gets a laugh?
"Good evening, ladies and germs." "Hey, Coach Z: Carrot Top called; he wants his hair back." "How 'bout this cafeteria food? Is it cardboard or is it pizza?" "Thank you, Coach Z, for not patting my butt."
17. Studying Who is the author of "This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base"?
Lem Sportsinterviews Col Sonofthedean Dat Sagudbuk Strong Bad
16. Band Names Which of these is spelled correctly, in terms of Strong Bad's suggested band names?
Turanchula Lazor Limozene Big Nife
15. The Basics What does Strong Bad say you should pour down someone's shirt after you tell them to "look over there?"
Coke® Mountain Dew® 7-Up® Dr. Pepper®
14. Duck Pond What is the size of each Tandy 400 bread crumb?
six pixels one pixel four pixels two pixels
13. I She Be To whom does Strong Bad forward this e-mail ?
Homestar Strong Sad The Cheat Strong Mad
12. Credit Card What is the name of the credit card company Strong Bad pretends to be?
Superfied Credit Union Awesomest of All Credit Union Artists of Scam Credit Union Serious Credit Union
11. I Rule How long does Strong Bad say he's ruled the field out behind the dumpster?
since he was a little babies since '2-for-1 Day' at Ralph's Coat Shack since he was older than his brothers since diaper school
10. Trevor the Vampire What three letters would complete the word Strong Bad was typing as he realized Trevor was killed?
"rap" "ell" "hit" "uck"
9. I Love You Which of these letters is NOT found in the full word "fhqwhgads...?"
"b" "u" "j" "e"
8. Brianrietta Strong Bad hopes "Brian" is short for what other name?
Brian-Dawn Brian-Anne Brian-Fay Brian-Sue
7. Halloweener What does Strong Bad say you could use in lieu of boxing gloves?
dish gloves oven mitts red paint biscuit dough
6. Depressio Strong Bad reveals Strong Sad's e-mail address. What is it?
strongsad@homestarrunner.com sadman@homestarrunner.com a-pathetic@homestarrunner.com depressio@homestarrunner.com
5. Making Out What does Strong Bad say is his hit single?
"Every Time I Look at Myself I Can't Believe How Awesome I Am" "Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested" "You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)" "Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up With You)"
4. Homestar Hair What game does Strong Bad play at the end of this e-mail?
Legacy of the Ancients Castles of Dr. Creep Temple of Apshai Realms of Impossibility
3. Butt IQ On a scale of one to awesome, what rank does Strong Bad consider himself?
Super great Better than you Perfect Awesome
2. Homsar What is the label on the weight Strong Bad drops on Homsar?
KILL-A-TON HEAVY LOURDE 2000 POUNDS A LOT OF LUBS
1. Some Kinda Robot From what drive is "strongbad's__email" run?
a> b> c> d>
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