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The questions are ordered from the 100th e-mail to the 1st e-mail.  Good luck; seriously, you guys.

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100.  Flashback
Whom of the following can be seen congratulating Strong Bad on his 100 e-mails?

Homestar Runner
Senor Cardgage
Stinko Man
The King of Town
 

99.  Different Town
Marzipan rocks out for a second in front of a wall of amps with her name on them.  On what brand of amp is the Marzipan amp logo based?

Ibanez
Fender
Peavey
Marshall
 

98.  Stupid Stuff
Which word does Strong Bad NOT type in all caps?

'make'
'real'
'intelligent'
'get'
 

97.  Monument
The proposed Strong Bad monument also uses a sign and a cinderblock for his left foot.  What does the sign say?

NO WAY!
S'COOL ZONE
CHEAT X-ING
NO, YOU TURN
 

96.  Lackey
Strong Bad says he occasionally gets an e-mail of what type?

GV
BC
JD
KP
 

95.  The Bet
Although it is never mentioned, what is the full name of the Typing Tutor game The King of Town has?

Typing Tutor XL
Typing Tutor Pro
Typing Tutor Delux
Typing Tutor Turbo
 

94.  Video Games
Which game is available for the FunMachine console?

Secret Collect
Thy Dungeonman
Rhinofeeder
Strongbadzone
 

93.  Army
Phew!  That was a long one.  From the time Strong Bad sits down at his computer to the time when The Paper scrolls down to end the e-mail, what is the best estimate for the length of this e-mail?

3 minutes, 20 seconds
3 minutes, 40 seconds
4 minutes, 00 seconds
4 minutes, 20 seconds
 

92.  Kind of Cool
Who is in line in front of Homestar at Bubs' Concession Stand?

Strong Sad
Pom Pom
Bubs
The King of Town
 

91.  Caffeine
What brand of instant coffee does Strong Bad put in Strong Sad's orange juice?

Nescafe®
Maxwell House®
Sanka®
Folgers®
 

90.  Colonization
Which of these sub sandwiches did Strong Bad NOT have with him?

The Seafood Salad
The Veggie Delux
The Ham n' Swiss
The Dijon Chicken
 

89  Local News
Select the spellings used by Dan D. of Tallahassee, FL, to fill in the blanks:
"Does Strong Badia have ____ own local news even? If so, I hope ____ better than my local news."

it's, its
its', it's
its, it's
its, its'
 

88.  Couch Patch
How many testimonies are given as to how the couch got its patch?

2
3
4
5
 

87.  Mile
According to the picket Homestar is holding as Strong Bad cartwheels by, what does he love?

Sausage
Cooties
Boogers
The Cheat
 

86.  No Loafing
When is "Bubs' Thirty Cent Lunch Special" available?

12 pm - 2 pm
11 am - 2 pm
12 pm - 3 pm
11 am - 3 pm
 

85.  2 Years
Which of these will NOT happen to Strong Badia in the next 2 years?

The Tire will definitely win the cup
Development of a world-class hole
The Cheat will hopefully finish the mural Strong Bad commissioned him to paint
Population triples to include Bunt Cake Pan and Coach Z
 

84.  Kids' Book
What city is Quincy destroying?

Las Vegas
San Francisco
Los Angeles
San Antonio
 

83.  Labor Day
When The Poopsmith walks by Strong Bad, what does the label on his jar say?

Peanut Butter
Old Gravy
Brown Mayo
Pickled Nuts
 

82.  Impression
What is the correct order of the Strong Sad Look-Alike contestants as Coach Z judges them?

Homsar, Bubs, Strong Bad, The Cheat
Strong Bad, The King of Town, Strong Sad, The Cheat
Bubs, Homestar, Strong Bad, The Cheat
Strong Bad, Homestar, Homsar, The Cheat


81.  Date
With what does Strong Bad say he's replaced Homestar's coffee?

Awesome sauce
WD-40
Super mud
Liquid soot
 

80.  Stunt Double
What character does Coach Z play in "Dangeresque 2: This time, it's not Dangeresque 1"?

Renaldo
Lorenzo
Eduardo
Geraldo
 

79.  The Process
For which of the following does Strong Bad NOT infer "Em." to be a possible abbreviation?

Emdiment
Embrodak
Emtarkanderundersgunderson
Emerson
 

78.  Anything
According to his t-shirt, what year did Strong Sad attend Foreign Leadership Camp?

'93
'96
'91
'98
 

77.  Suntan
Based on Strong Bad's highest estimate of how long he was sunbathing and how often Marzipan suggested he should have flipped over, how many times should Strong Bad have rotated?  (Assume Marzipan arrived just before this time was reached.)

39 times
31 times
23 times
17 times
 

76.  Sibbie
What is Strong Sad using to listen to "Song About Sibbie"?

A discman
An iPod
A walkman
A general mp3 player
 

75.  Funny
What does Strong Bad's computer screen say as he is hopping on it while spilling ketchup everywhere?

WOAH!! I CAN TYPE WITH ONE FOOT
ALL THE LADIES WANT ME
HEY!! LET'S SEE YOU DO THIS
TRY MY COMPUTER KETCHUP
 

74.  Privileges
When Homestar arrives with The Cheat's pizza, what toppings does he say it has?

Salami and Teddy Grahams®
Pepperoni and Alpha-Bits®
Anchovies and Oreos®
Mushrooms and Pop-Tarts®
 

73.  Mascot
In what key is the Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples theme song?

A major
C major
F major
G major
 

72.  Crazy Cartoon
Which of these facts about "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes" is NOT true?

Bubs is the voice of the wheelchair
The main character is a cross between a cow and a helicopter
At least twice an episode, Eh! Steve must show up to deliver his catch phrase
Strong Bad's head is an old keyboard
 

71.  2 Emails
What does the banner at the 2003 Ladies' Choice Awards behind Strong Mad say?

"weclome ladies/girls"
"ladies' chioce awards"
"win a dacne with strong bad"
"congratluations hotties"
 

70.  Big White Face
As Strong Bad is checking his picture database for someone with a big, white face and gray body, what does he type to bring up the Poopsmith's picture?

run "poophead"
run "mr.smith"
run "dudu-man"
run "stnkoman"
 

69.  Personal Favorites
What does Strong Bad say he and The Cheat drank before they did stuff with Bubs' concession stand?

Mouthwash
Red wine vinegar
Olive oil
Soya sauce
 

68.  Caper
What colour is Homestar's bathrobe?

Red
White
Blue
Yellow
 

67.  Autobiography
What is the title of Strong Bad's autobiography?

"Why I'm Awesomer Than You"
"Words I Probably Said"
"How to Be Like Me"
"The Man Behind the Gloves"
 

66.  The Show
When Homestar chooses to recite a list, which of these items is NOT in the list?

"next week"
"Olympic race"
"Wisconsin"
"stretch marks"
 

65.  Unused Emails
How many near unreadable e-mails does Strong Bad say he gets every day?

dozens and DOZENS
hundreds and HUNDREDS
thousands and THOUSANDS
millions and MILLIONS
 

64.  English Paper
What is the main subject Strong Bad focuses on when writing Kyle's Englilsh paper?

Eating batteries
Hustle and bustle
Video games
The Middle Ages
 

63.  Fingers
Strong Bad's "fingers" change throughout the e-mail.  Which of these items does he use as a finger at least once?

A battery
An ice cream cone
A pretzel stick
A ruler
 

62.  Interview
What drink is Strong Bad waiting for The Cheat to bring him?

A cool one
Thai iced tea
Fruit smoothie
Raspberry lemonade
 

61.  Monster Truck
How much is adult admission to Awexome Cross '98?

$2.50
$5
$7.50
$10
 

60.  Huttah!
When Strong Bad slaps the "the cheat" scrap of paper over his name on his monitor, what is holding the paper to the monitor?

Masking tape
Static electricity
Scotch tape
Sticky tac
 

59.  Marzipan
Who keeps sending instant messages to Strong Bad while he is writing an e-mail to The Cheat?

guitargurl72
tofu_queen
hooray4dolphins
cute_blonde185
 

58.  Dragon
Which of these features does Trogdor NOT have?

Wings
Neck
Horns
Scales
 

57.  Japanese Cartoon
What is Pom Pom's Japanese cartoon name?

Sem-sem
Kus-kus
Ling-ling
Pan-Pan
 

56.  Current Status
As Coach B and Zubs walk off to find Strong Bad, what does Coach B call his new green feet?

Clown feet
Gremlin feet
Swollen feet
Mushroom feet
 

55.  Cheat Talk
Strong Bad mistakes Cory for an entire city.  From which state is Cory?

New Mexico
West Virginia
North Dakota
New Orleans
 

54.  Morning Routine
Strong Sad says Strong Bad told him not to let him sleep past what hour?

Noon
One
Two
Three
 

53.  Comic
Which girl from Teen Girl Squad is left alive at the end?

Cheerleader
So and so
Whats her face
The ugly one
 

52.  Island
What does Strong Bad say Homestar would look like after they go nuts on the deserted island?

A stack of pancakes
A brownie sundae
A juicy hotdog
A big steak
 

51.  Website
According to Strong Bad's website, what rank of moron are you?

5th biggest
16th biggest
39th biggest
178th biggest
 

50.  50 Emails
Strong Bad's third e-mail asked what his favourite leg was.  Which of these did Strong Bad NOT list?

This chair leg
Tape leg
The Great Leg
The Leg of Hope
 

49.  Theme Party
What does Strong Bad suggest the party-goers should wear to represent their colleges?

T-shirts
Khaki pants
Baseball hats
Tennis shoes
 

48.  Ghosts
On their ghost hunt through Strong Badia, what do Strong Bad and The Cheat wear?

Batman and Robin costumes
Bank-robber outfits
Men in Black™ suits
Ghostbusters™ t-shirts
 

47.  New Hands
Strong Bad chooses a bucket and a bullhorn for his new hands.  Which of these does he NOT suggest to be a possible use for the bucket?

Sitting on when he gets tired
Dropping the occasional beat
Washing The Cheat
Dumping porridge on stuff
 

46.  Your Friends
Strong Bad uses many props to harm his friends.  Which prop does he use twice?

The roll of duct tape
The gold record
The yellow rod
The scroll saw blade
 

45.  Techno
After Strong Bad grounds The Cheat for throwing a light switch rave, where does he want them to pour the contents of The Cheat's glow stick?

in Homestar's coffee
in Homestar's imported water
in Homestar's Mountain Dew®
in Homestar's pancake syrup
 

44.  Lures & Jigs
What is the name of Strong Bad and Coach Z's fishing show?

Gone Fishin'
Fish Talk
Fish Show
On the Lake
 

43.  Little Questions
According to Strong Bad's grading system, we can infer he deducts five points for every grammatical or spelling error.  What was the numerical grade on Viklas's paper?

60 (8 errors)
55 (9 errors)
50 (10 errors)
45 (11 errors)
 

42.  Action Figure
Which of these features does the Strong Bad action figure NOT have?

Severe knife fight damage
Japanese throwing croissant
Glow-in-the-dark abs
Double deuce action
 

41.  Invisibility
What game show does Strong Bad imply he's watching while he's eating his stolen Swiss cake rolls?

"Family Feud"
"The Price is Right"
"Wheel of Fortune"
"Jeopardy!"
 

40.  Vacation
On postcard #3, what time is the clock showing?

11:15
1:45
2:55
3:35
 

39.  Property of Ones
Let x represent the ONEitude, let y represent the COLDitude of the ONE, and let k be a constant.  Then, according to Strong Bad's "Property of Ones," which of the following MUST be true?

kx = ky
x = ky
xy = k
All of the above
 

38.  Helium
After inhaling helium, who does Strong Bad think he sounds like?

One of Santa's elves
One of the munchkins
One of the "South Park" kids
One of the "Golden Girls"
 

37.  Dullard
After showing Jason his many tried and true methods of dealing with the office dullard, Strong Bad suggests it couldn't hurt to do what?

Send him a "Get Sick Soon" card
Tape his face to his desk
Exclude him from the office memo list
Steal his lunch every day
 

36.  Guitar
How does Strong Bad spell "hot licks?"

"hott lixx"
"haught licz"
"haht lyks"
"haat likks"
 

35.  Sisters
What type of girl does Strong Bad picture Ali to be?

Blonde
Brunette
Redhead
None of the above
 

34.  Weird Dream
What colour is The Cheat's iMac?

lemon
grape
strawberry
tangerine
 

33.  Gimmicks
How much money does Strong Bad ask to borrow from Strong Sad?

$700
$800
$900
$1000
 

32.  Flag Day
In what time signature is the Strong Badia national anthem?

3/4
4/4
6/8
7/8
 

31.  Sugarbob
Strong Bad's first "girlfriend" types "Hi!!!!" and then "signs off" with what abbreviation and emoticon?

cya!! :)
ttyl!! ^_^
g2g!! ;)
ttfn!! ~_^
 

30.  12:00
Bubs' solution to the VCR blinking 12:00 is to duct tape an alarm clock to the VCR.  What time does the alarm clock show?

12:00
1:59
7:32
Your system clock
 

29.  Superhero Name
What pastry does Strong Badman ask Stiny to get him?

A doughnut
A Danish
A croissant
A strudel
 

28.  1 Step Ahead
After you choose "YES," Strong Sad appears with his hands glued to his face, a red, white, and blue target painted on his stomach, and what phrase painted on his chest?

KICK ME
PELT ME
HIT ME
PEG ME
 

27.  3 Wishes
Which of Strong Bad's three wishes does Brandon ask him to reveal?

first
second
first and second
second and third
 

26.  CGNU
What position does Strong Bad hold at CGNU?

Vice Principal
Principal
Dean
Superintendent
 

25.  Super Powers
What are Coach Z and Homestar talking about as Strong Bad uses his super power to pop off Homestar's propeller hat?

Fruit salad
Tight pants
Swedish meatballs
Vicious robots
 

24.  The Bird
Which of these does Strong Bad NOT demonstrate as a way to flip off someone?

Around the World
Double Deuce
In Your Face
Behind the Back
 

23.  Little Animal
While Strong Mad is chasing Strong Bad around the room, what can you click on to turn the scene into the old-time version?

Strong Bad's head
Strong Mad's right leg
Strong Mad's "M" logo
Strong Bad's body
 

22.  sb_email 22
What is the name of the newspaper seen at the end of this e-mail?

The Trojan
The Guardian
The Metropolitan
The Doberman
 

21.  Cartoon
Complete Strong Bad's truism:  "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing.  But too much of an awesome thing is...umm... really, really ___________________."

"unhealthy "
"not good"
"stupid and awesomeless"
"dumb and bad"
 

20.  Spring Cleaning
When Strong Bad deletes each e-mail, his computer screen goes green with what line of text printed in black?

DELETED!
DELETED!!
DELETED!!!
DELETED!!!!
 

19.  Tape-Leg
On what part of Strong Bad's foot is the piece of tape stuck?

His heel
His toe
His ankle
His shoe's tongue area
 

18.  Stand-Up
What is the first thing little Strong Bad says that gets a laugh?

"Good evening, ladies and germs."
"Hey, Coach Z: Carrot Top called; he wants his hair back."
"How 'bout this cafeteria food?  Is it cardboard or is it pizza?"
"Thank you, Coach Z, for not patting my butt."
 

17.  Studying
Who is the author of "This Book is Better Than 1st, 2nd and Quite Possibly Even 3rd Base"?

Lem Sportsinterviews
Col Sonofthedean
Dat Sagudbuk
Strong Bad
 

16.  Band Names
Which of these is spelled correctly, in terms of Strong Bad's suggested band names?

Turanchula
Lazor
Limozene
Big Nife
 

15.  The Basics
What does Strong Bad say you should pour down someone's shirt after you tell them to "look over there?"

Coke®
Mountain Dew®
7-Up®
Dr. Pepper®
 

14.  Duck Pond
What is the size of each Tandy 400 bread crumb?

six pixels
one pixel
four pixels
two pixels
 

13.  I She Be
To whom does Strong Bad forward this e-mail ?

Homestar
Strong Sad
The Cheat
Strong Mad
 

12.  Credit Card
What is the name of the credit card company Strong Bad pretends to be?

Superfied Credit Union
Awesomest of All Credit Union
Artists of Scam Credit Union
Serious Credit Union
 

11.  I Rule
How long does Strong Bad say he's ruled the field out behind the dumpster?

since he was a little babies
since '2-for-1 Day' at Ralph's Coat Shack
since he was older than his brothers
since diaper school
 

10.  Trevor the Vampire
What three letters would complete the word Strong Bad was typing as he realized Trevor was killed?

"rap"
"ell"
"hit"
"uck"
 

9.  I Love You
Which of these letters is NOT found in the full word "fhqwhgads...?"

"b"
"u"
"j"
"e"
 

8.  Brianrietta
Strong Bad hopes "Brian" is short for what other name?

Brian-Dawn
Brian-Anne
Brian-Fay
Brian-Sue
 

7.  Halloweener
What does Strong Bad say you could use in lieu of boxing gloves?

dish gloves
oven mitts
red paint
biscuit dough
 

6.  Depressio
Strong Bad reveals Strong Sad's e-mail address.  What is it?

strongsad@homestarrunner.com
sadman@homestarrunner.com
a-pathetic@homestarrunner.com
depressio@homestarrunner.com
 

5.  Making Out
What does Strong Bad say is his hit single?

"Every Time I Look at Myself I Can't Believe How Awesome I Am"
"Let's Get Started on Doing All Those Awesome Things I Suggested"
"You're Really Ugly (But There's Nobody Cute Around)"
"Let's Make Believe That We're in Love (So I Can Break Up With You)"
 

4.  Homestar Hair
What game does Strong Bad play at the end of this e-mail?

Legacy of the Ancients
Castles of Dr. Creep
Temple of Apshai
Realms of Impossibility
 

3.  Butt IQ
On a scale of one to awesome, what rank does Strong Bad consider himself?

Super great
Better than you
Perfect
Awesome
 

2.  Homsar
What is the label on the weight Strong Bad drops on Homsar?

KILL-A-TON
HEAVY LOURDE
2000 POUNDS
A LOT OF LUBS
 

1.  Some Kinda Robot
From what drive is "strongbad's__email" run?

a>
b>
c>
d>
 

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