Kingdom of the Vampire

(J.R. Bookwalter; 1991)

(Cinema Home Video)

Jeff seems to be a normal guy. He lives at home with his mother. He has a good night job in a liquor store. But Jeff’s mother is a terrible old hag who has a habit of killing neighborhood children in her bloodthirsty rages. Jeff remains reluctant to reveal his true identity as a vampire until he meets Nina, a young woman who fancies him. But Jeff’s not the only one with eyes for Nina.. mother has other plans for her.

This film is ass. I’ve seen better acting in a porn film. It’s cheap, shot on video, dull, horribly written, and devoid of gore or nudity. Truly one of the worst films I have subjected myself to. Don’t waste your time or brain cells.

Overall Score: 1

(Rating scale is out of 10, with 1 being the worst and 10 the best)