I Was A Teenage Zombie

(John Elias Michalakis ;1987)

(Charter Entertainment)

So what if he’s a little green? After all, he’s dead. Just a walking mass of kinetic energy. Yet something inside him still beats for his high school sweetheart – a girl who’s only slightly put off by his new teenage complexion problem. His former buddies need him too, because he’s the only guy in town who’s not afraid of the other zombie. The one that’s after them.

Ehh. This comedy/horror drive-in cinema parody could have been a lot better with some gratuitous gore and T&A, but sadly that didn’t happen. Bad acting, stupid script and some very nice wasted T&A potential. What gore there is, is horrible. An exercise in retardation. Decent soundtrack though.

Overall Score: 3

(Rating scale is out of 10, with 1 being the worst and 10 the best)