Evil Town

(Edward Collins, Peter S. Traynor and Larry Spiegel ;1987)

(Trans World Entertainment)

When they stop for the night in an eerie small town, four travelers unknowingly uncover an insane physician conducting human experiments. Boredom ensues.

What a waste of time. The box claims that there are people brutally murdered but in actual fact they are killed by poisoned doughnuts – and you don’t actually see them eat them. Horrible script, wooden actors and no gore to speak of whatsoever. The box also promises the living dead but that’s just a load of crap too. Throw in a paltry amount of not so great T&A despite ample opportunity and you have one hugely disappointing sleep inducing pile of garbage. One of the worst films I’ve subjected myself to thus far. Recommended for insomniacs only.

Overall Score: 1.5

(Rating scale is out of 10, with 1 being the worst and 10 the best)