
My Bloody
Valentine
(George Mihalka; 1981)
(Paramount)
-Overview-
The
lone survivor of a mining accident goes on a killing spree when he discovers
that the town carried on with its Valentine’s Day dance. 20 years later the
town has its first dance since the murders, and lo and behold, the murders
start happening. Could the killer have escaped from the asylum? Could he be
killing off townsfolk one by one because of the looming event? Could this film
be any more redundant?
It’s actually one of the better American slashers to come out of the 80’s. The
story is derivative and the acting is atrocious, but all in all a fun film. It
would have been even better if Paramount would have bothered to provide us
with the uncut print of the film, rather that simply regurgitating the old
butchered version onto DVD in order to make a buck, as is Paramount policy.
What we’re left with is what looks like something that could have been a
moderately gory and fun slasher epic, if we were allowed to see the killings,
rather that quick edits and bad fades. I’m never buying another of their
overpriced, bare bones, censored DVDs again unless they smarten up. Which
isn’t going to happen. Why couldn’t MGM have picked up the rights to this
film? It would have been half the price, and at least they would have done a
decent job with it. Oh, yeah… because
Paramount
hold onto all of their properties with such a tight fist, they’ll never see
the light of day. Incidentally, Anchor Bay was rumored to have approached
Paramount to acquire the rights to Friday The 13th for a limited time, so they
could do an uncut special edition that it so richly deserves. Paramount
countered with a sum so ridiculous that it probably would have put Anchor Bay
out of business. Par for the course. Paramount
can kiss my ass.
-Sound-
Mono.
-Picture-
Anamorphic Widescreen. The print looks fine.
-Special Features-
Special features? On a
Paramount
disc? It is to laugh!
-Packaging-
Once again, Paramount has destroyed another classic horror movie cover. Why?
Standard DVD keep case. Furthermore, I unfortunately have the Canadian version, so there’s all this French dotted throughout the cover, which ruins it even further. Paramount seems to be one of the only companies to have adopted this policy. Go figure.
Sound: 4
Picture: 6
Special Features: 1
Packaging: 1
Film: 8
Overall Rating: 4
(Rating scale is out of 10, with 1 being the worst and 10 the best)